David

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@TerrellTres Get your ass back in there Tres

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@clint_grizzel @DACats86 Stopped reading after 1

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@Rainmaker1973 Woke her up with a rooster crow!

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@KentuckyHypeMan L post, dude. What are you doing?

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@NFL_DovKleiman Felt like he likes Clay a bit more

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@oliviasorbo_ Real autists would have been in the corner, face turned away, and plugging theirs ears from all that yelling and screaming. Gang gang

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@robbievavavoom @JomboyMedia There’s levels to this shit

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@oyvega @3YearLetterman @SCrowderIAL @ScottJenningsKY Well done

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@zach_rehl @JordanUhl Coping at levels “we’ve never seen before”

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@NicholasBallasy I heard it was 1 billion, queen

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@DissidentWire

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@StacySlytherin So sorry

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@CoachCalArk Happy Anniversary coach! It was also great to see your father is still doing good from your Father’s Day post. Would love to see you in a role back at Kentucky to retire at!

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@StacySlytherin @slackslick1031 I’m in Bardstown a lot and sometimes it’s just too much

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@FreddyLA7 Freddy will get a police escort to Whiteman Air Force Base and will have B2 bombers fly him to Toronto. Bet on it

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@CubanOnlyTrump He can’t be president because he’s “too tall”

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@InsomniaHRmedia All I can say is wow…

To put a feeble, fat, diaper and make-up wearing man as some kind of jacked patriot badass, who dodged the draft numerous times for “bone spurs”, is some of the sorriest shit I’ve seen on here. I’m embarrassed for you

Seek help

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@MattSakR2NG @WildcatsTongue Nah. Not my “Christian” AD…

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@slammer_bama @TheMaineWonk Their*

Libtards* is what I think you were going for also.

Israel has been claiming that Iran is “weeks away from a nuclear weapon” for 30 years. Obama releasing the 1.7 billion happened over 10 years ago. They still haven’t launched a nuclear weapon and no proof of having one

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A supermarket. I went to buy one bottle of the white sauce this nation pours on everything. I found a WALL.

Ranch. Spicy ranch. Chipotle ranch. Avocado ranch. Bacon ranch. LIGHT ranch, for the disciplined. There was a ranch labeled "secret recipe" that printed its ingredients on the back, which is not how secrets work, and I respect the audacity.

In Japan, a sauce knows its place. One dish, one purpose, centuries of refinement. Here I stood before forty bottles of the same white dynasty, each claiming the bloodline.

I asked a passing employee: which is the true heir?

He looked at the wall. He looked at me. "It's all just ranch, dude."

It is NOT all just ranch. That is exactly what a branch family would say.

I bought the original. The founding house. One honors the main line — this is not negotiable.

I also bought the chipotle. We meet at lunch. Privately. The original does not know. A man may serve one lord and still admire the ambition of the younger branch. This is recorded in many histories, and I will not be judged by a nation with forty sauces in its door.

At the register, the cashier saw my two bottles and said the most American sentence I have yet heard:

"Smart. You got your everyday ranch and your fancy ranch."

EVERYDAY RANCH AND FANCY RANCH. She understood the entire feudal structure instantly. This country runs deeper than it pretends.

A man does not betray the main house in daylight. Lunch is at noon, with the curtains drawn.

A man does not ask the dynasty to be one bottle. He only becomes loyal to more of them.

So tell me, America, and be honest with me: how many ranches live in your door right now?

Count them. Then tell me again who the samurai is.