D.H.Amsterdam

Writer of Erotica stories with a focus on unlikely, exciting relationships, fizzing dialogue and a sprinkling of adult humour.

[Nicolas Cole 🚢👻 @Nicolascole77]

Meet John Grisham.

He’s the author of 49 consecutive #1 bestsellers.

His books have been made into movies starring Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock, and Samuel L. Jackson.

Here are 10 of his timeless writing insights (on talent, routine, and dealing with criticism):

[Draft2Digital @Draft2Digital]

9 Most Common Self Publishing Mistakes You Should Avoid https://t.co/HwQXT0s3Ky

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@McgeorgeMaria Thank you. I haven’t used AI before, but I need images for a series of book-covers so will investigate MJ. Thanks again 👍

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@rberotica Congrats, that’s awesome 👏

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

“Twice this week, I have watched an elderly individual, fade into the busy life in which we all live. One man just needed Panadol for his wife but the shop assistant simply said it’s in aisle ‘6’. But he struggled to navigate the supermarket and as I watched him go in the wrong direction, I left all my groceries and took him where he needed to go.

Today, I watched an elderly man struggle in the heat, who had obviously had a fall with a huge scrape and blood on his leg. He walked past people in the cafe, while he slowly made his way to his car. Not one person stopped. Or looked. Or acknowledged him. I took him to his car and checked he was ok. He told me he had a fall and wasn’t sure how the air con worked in his car so he just didn’t use it. I sat with him, until his air con kicked in and heard him talk about the old frail body that he is in, that fails him now, every single day.

When you see an elderly person walking down the street, searching in the supermarket or struggling to their car, take a minute out of your busy schedule and ask them if they need a hand. Think about your grand parents and your parents and how pissed you would be if someone didn’t stop to help them. But more, think of them as you.

Once upon a time they were you. They were busy, they had work, they had children, they were able.... Today, they are just in an older body that is not going as fast as it used to and this busy life is confusing. They deserve our utmost respect and consideration. One day it will be you, it will be us. I wish more people gave a sh*t about them and acknowledged them for their admirable existence and geez I hope someday, not that far away, someone does it for me.”

Credit: Adele Barbaro

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@imdianeandrews Stay strong 💪 x

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@MuddlyMum @rebeccalowrie If you’re searching on ‘My5’ you have to look under ‘How to have an orgasm’. It’s season 3, episode 8. If you search the title of the episode only (‘I need Sexual Healing’), nothing comes up.

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@rebeccalowrie Congrats Rebecca, interesting viewing and what a beautiful being you are. Miss your podcasts, but as on that medium, you came across as genuine, caring, empathetic and fully invested and passionate about your work. You’re a very special person x

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@PixieZelda @sexeducation 👌

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

Thank you @literotica 🤍 🖤 Happy anniversary to my favourite website! I submitted my first erotic story 20 years ago, soon followed by most popular work to date ~ the sizzling ‘Magic Wanda’ https://t.co/Rw2UmUlEth

[Literotica @literotica]

Happy 24th Anniversary to everyone in the Literotica community! Here's a small update on what's been happening at Lit since November 21, 1998.
https://t.co/Sl1IzP0v6Y

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[Ness Cooper @TheLadyNess]

I've been let down on my childcare this holidays. As a single disabled mum it can make it harder anyway but trying to book short notice summer childcare is hell.

I'm open to #copywriting at short notice so I can afford rent.
Specialties see next tweet
#copywritersunite #journo

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@literotica @lunarhiccups @krystinekellogg As a podcast fan, podcast presenter & someone who published their first story on @literotica in September 2002 (yes, almost 20 years ago 😱), this is fantastic news & a welcome addition to my listening repertoire.

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

@kaymac_au @mixcloud Great show - enjoyed the music & insight. Look forward to listening to more & have joined & followed you on Mix-Cloud

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

#story description and #reviews of previous work

[D.H.Amsterdam @DHAmsterdam]

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