Dexter Hanas

[Dexter Hanas @DHanas15]

The amount of pizza pops I eat definitely isn't good for my summer bod but it is good for my dad/speedo bod so I count it as a win #dadbod

[Topher Scott @HockeyThinkTank]

I wonder what would happen if the names of all these people got retweeted endlessly and their messages to Kadri got to their employers.

Logan Marshall
Carter Wiegard
Drew Bauman
Jacob Catlett
Britt Bernosky
Ricky Sparks
Nick Edgar
Libby Hornbuckle

Maybe we should find out.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Blaine Vandenhouten @vandenhootie]

@beesting19 @sheppy_liam @tmccarts10 @FriedgeHNIC Hell yah stinger.

[Super fan @FirebeardHanas]

Weed whacked for 4 hours. Haven't whacked like that since I was a teenager.

[Rory Powers @roryhaspowers]

Oh boo hoo. Try being SINGLE in a pandemic, I haven’t had sex in 4 years

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

getting your heart broken by a guy who doesn’t even have his life fully together isn’t very Shania Twain of you

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

What a sight

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

NORMALIZE SAYING GG AFTER SEX

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Dexter Hanas @DHanas15]

It sounds bad but I hope my upstairs neighbors break up soon so they stop arguing and stomping around at 1 am 🙃

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[coronavirus pandemic diary]
Day 3: I’ve not had sex in 6 months

[Dexter Hanas @DHanas15]

The girl in front of me in my lecture had 45 tabs open on her laptop. At once...... #grantmac

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

if you cant handle me at my worst
there are other options

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

When I see my homie about to go to sleep without a goodnight kiss

[Dexter Hanas @DHanas15]

Shoutout to the guy gambling online in my 8 am class, student loans gotta get paid somehow #uni

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Went to cinema yest for 8:45pm showing, but it was 9:17 before the film actually started.

CINEMAS we pay to see films! Fine show 5/10min of ads & trailers, but this inflation to 33mins isn't on. Either cut pre-screening times, or tell us actual start times too.

RT if u agree.