David Hansen

Triathlete, business consultant, QSA, CPA - being passionate and making the most of every day.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

While watching Tampa Bay Bucs vs Washington Washington (terrible F'ing name), @jlhansen929 "Is it like a requirement to be a football announcer that you have to circle jerk to @TomBrady?"

[EF Pro Cycling @EFprocycling]

What an incredible ride by birthday boy Neilson Powless at today's stage. Congrats on your 4th place finish and way to handle those breakaways 🙌

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@MaryEggers @stevielynlyn Not at all actually. I don't care if you or anyone else swim with people, just simply saying it's really no difference.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@stevielynlyn Apologies, you're right, I didn't mean for that to be so negative. My main issue is there seems to be a lot of people taking offense to outside sport participation, and there's really very little evidence to support any theories that it's a major concern.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@stevielynlyn NYS is opening gyms. You've got bigger problems than a small triathlon going on. Good luck with your approach on shutting down outside activity

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@stevielynlyn Hmmm. Interested to see your science about all the triathlon, running, biking research that's been done. It's all relative. Just imagining 100 people gathering on a beach to do a swim vs a 100 people out riding bikes.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@stevielynlyn And personally I see racing a triathlon being less likely as a source of infection than say, an indoor grocery store, and certainly not more so than say an organized group swim at Canadaigua Lake.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@stevielynlyn This is unlikely to ever go away. The probability of a vaccine that is even 80% effective is unlikely. There is no country in the world that has been effective at containing this. I think you'll be in your bubble a long time unfortunately. That said, I'm sorry things are hard 4 u

[Democrat & Chronicle @DandC]

D&C staff photographer @jgermano1 took this photo that has gone viral and has sparked a search on social media to identify the man in it.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@mcfw Thank God the man in the middle is holding that 🐓. No one will F with the gun store now.

[Jennie Hansen @jlhansen929]

Anyone else feel like they could get on their spouse's conference calls and nail it just by repeating the same 15 words you've heard 97161 times over the past month? "Just look at the PCI compliance report controls and run the cybersecurity risk assessment."

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

.@EVAAirUS it's annoying and stressful when you're personnel apply baggage policies when traveling with sports equipment. A $40 overweight fee in Canada. In Taiwan you wouldn't even accept the bike at same weight.

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

@jlhansen929 is closing in fast on Kelly Fillnow. #ironmantaiwan @ Penghu, Taiwan https://t.co/6vsmRCnse3

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

#buffalo is amazing. Loving downtown. https://t.co/N3zfWaKrDG

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

"Leadership training" in Nashville includes Top Golf. This experience is CLEARLY confirmation I should stick with triathlon. https://t.co/MUtZO6TUy7

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

Now if only I could finagle a 1st class upgrade on the 15.5 hours of hell to Taiwan next week, but at least today is starting out decent. https://t.co/hA27B3qgin

[Jennie Hansen @jlhansen929]

I suck at champagne opening. 😂 But, beyond thrilled and full of gratitude to have found myself again at @IRONMANtri #IMWisconsin today, and to have landed in second. After a rough and tumble last few goes, the feelings are indescribable. Thank you all!!

[David Hansen @DHansenTri]

We gave it our all... In @jlhansen929 's case it resulted in true glory. In my case it was success in overcoming an injury that's kept me down and out for too long. Wish I found 8 more… https://t.co/oFLusQfYFM

[Jennie Hansen @jlhansen929]

In case anyone ever likes their life too much, I have a remedy: driving across Ohio with my husband taking business calls as the sole form of entertainment. #physicallypainful