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I'm dying and so are you— so, let's be strangers in the night.

[꧁��☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Thinking about the time I got lost inside the duvet cover while trying to match up the corners and my cats all thought I was playing a game and started beating the sh*t out of me.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Minkir | 外人 @minkir116]

Lmao. The same way I don't try and engage in meaningful conversations with Tinubu supporters is the same way I don't engage with Ronaldo stans.

[hAmeed @meethAmeed6]

Felicity just got her own scar too 🥺🥺😂😂😎

[Shrimpdon🦐 @shrimpdon_]

everything was fine and dandy for dudes when messi lost 4 international finals and had the entire world on his ass for years, now if he farts too hard guys are gonna say fifa rigged his digestive system for argentina. You are all painfully stupid

[TOUGHBOI9. @TinySmilesHQ]

The way she kept emphasizing 5 times. Sis was FED UP!! 😂😂

[JOO @Froshbaron]

Being a dad to a girl child feels so cute ☺️ prolly the greatest joy 😊

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[the last cancerian @DorianTroy93]

@khaliltooshort Next thing we know, the last Agne Kai will be between Ty Lee and Momo

[westerosies @westerosies]

10 years ago today, Cersei Lannister blew up the Great Sept of Baelor on Game of Thrones.

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

Protect this woman at ALL costs

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Just burnt my tongue drinking tea, wine would never have done that to me.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Worked with a woman years ago. Smart. Efficient. Sometimes a pain in the ass. But every single person in the building, CEO, warehouse guys, IT, absolutely loved her.

Made no sense, She wasn't fake, She didn't suck up, She'd push back when she disagreed with you. But people still lit up when she walked in.

I finally asked her what the hell her secret was.

She said: "At the end of every conversation, no matter what, I say something positive about the other person. Even if we just argued, Especially if we just argued."

I didn't believe it at first, Sounded like corporate yoga nonsense.

Then I started watching.

Meeting ends, Disagreement about budgets, Before walking out, she'd say: "By the way, really sharp point you made about Q3. I'm stealing that for my deck."

Email thread gets tense. Final reply from her: "Appreciate you taking the time to walk through this. Helps a lot."

Loading dock dispute over delivery schedules. Ends with: "You guys deal with way more chaos than anyone realizes. Thank you."

It wasn't scripted, It was deliberate.

People didn't remember the argument. They remembered that she noticed them.

Simple trick. Hard to do consistently. Worth it.

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Na only NYSC camp I see wey them dey force people to party.😭
I say I wan sleep, you say I must do social night, mind you, them go sound bugle at exactly 4:30am.

[Nayeli Roldán @nayaroldan]

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