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[. @Dharkdudee]

@yarlo_wtf No deh move like tati bi ji nah 😔😔😔
Na Abazz deh always move like this

[D🧊 @nobodyfwD]

I’m on my best behavior when im high. That’s the only time you get to see through me.

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

shey na chowdeck go buy bike for me abi na me go use my money buy bike for myself?

[doYOUknowLUMMIE 🍄🇪🇸🇦🇷 @Lummie58]

@xxfw1da Him papa na soldier ?

[Yhudee🥴❤️ @Uduakabasi70375]

Wise move! 😂

[44🇫🇷 @NurseLekan]

wtf😭😭😭

[DAVE💀🇦🇷🇫🇷 @the_real_David5]

😭😭😭😭

[REALZ😍🤑☠️💀 @IsrealRealz]

@5starbarber_1 @draptazzz Nah God say make you blow for here
You fit no see cloth wear today

[🧟‍♂️ @DharMhi7]

na me be the other guy.

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

This right here is the problem of Nigerians.
We adapt to anything at blistering speeds.
Gas is expensive, ditch it and start using charcoal.
Sachet water is expensive, ditch it and start drinking well.
They are kidnapping in the rural areas, ditch it and move to urban arrears.
Fuel is too expensive, pack car at home and take public transport.
Foreign rice is too expensive, ditch it and buy cheap local and stony ones instead.
They kidnap and kill one child, hold the remaining ones tight and keep praying.
We don't have a limit to our ability to suffer.
We are the most useless and gullible citizens on the planet.

[Trevor 🪖🖤 @joyoldsboris]

@ceraliza in few weeks
"thread on how I had a consensual sex but it didn't feel right, I feel like I was raped"

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭

[. @Dharkdudee]

@abdul_baseeet @Divin1111 @PenielThoy Na here e deh happen … make okada drop me for here 😂😭💔

[Prince china @Princechina4u]

I remember the day a client called me to inspect their loads so I could provide a solar quotation. I was almost done with my load survey when I noticed a deep freezer in the kitchen. I casually walked over to check its capacity and wattage. The moment I touched the freezer to move it out a bit, I felt a shock so intense I can't even fully explain it. Within those three seconds, I swear my spirit left my body and came back. The shock was absolutely out of this world. Funny enough, the client's son, who was showing me around, knew the freezer was shocking but didn't bother to warn me.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

E get some kind whining you go receive at your lowest, you go just lock up dey smile

[aboki🇦🇷🇨🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lanrelndn]

i obs one fine kele as i dey on top bike, i just winked at her to flirt a little, to my greatest surprise as i look back this girl don tear bike begin dey pursue me😭😭😭

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

This man struck gold

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[Nosa @Betalife09]

Bruh🥺

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstillday]

People wicked oh 💔