Phil Lewis

Technical Architect, ex Software Delivery Manager, Scrum Master, XP Coach, Java Programmer, Smalltalk Programmer, C++ Programmer, ex Stage Manager

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@thisisyourparty Absolutely outstandingly typical display from the left.
The party doesn’t even exist yet and you’ve already had your first schism.
What a complete joke.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@darrenmccaffrey @SkyNews you fascist, xenophobic, racist twat.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

If I forget to close the book, it tends to always sync the wrong way, moving me back to a previous reading location. Please always sync to the furthest position, from any device! Please update the sync regularly, without me having to remember!

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

Hey, @OnyxBoox, I love your stuff so much, I bought two devices. But NeoReader Sync is too unreliable. It seems only to update when a book is closed, so I have to remember to close the book after every reading session. The sync menu button does nothing?

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@SkyNews :sigh: I guess you’re the pope channel now for the next month.
You really shouldn’t celebrate this bunch of paedophiles.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@WoodyZuill Bizarrely, I just popped back on with exactly the same question.
I won’t be hanging around, though. I’ve given up social media entirely now. I can’t believe how much better life is for it.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@vaticannews_pt “Millions mourn death of leader of world’s biggest paedophile network.”

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@metpoliceuk smashing down the door of a Quaker meeting house? Arresting people for simply talking about the Middle East and climate change?
Whoever is responsible for this is an utter disgrace. Any officer who participated without quitting in protest should be sacked. Disgusting

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@MetCC Lease explain how raiding a place of worship, arresting a bunch of women discussing climate change constitutes “keeping London safe”, and does not instead constitute fascist totalitarian over-policing by a bunch of disgusting and disgraceful bully boys?

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@mrdanwalker Trump about biggest enemy.
We should nuke the fucking cunt.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@realDonaldTrump you are the biggest cunt on earth.
Bullying, stupid, moronic fucking cunt.
Fucking die in a ditch you fucking cunt.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@SkyHelpTeam I'm supposed to be a Diamond VIP customer or something, but I have to say Sky customer service isn't just atrocious. It literally does not exist. 23 years, and will be leaving unless someone responds. This is a joke.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

Anyone else here living on #CallunaGrange in #BroughtonMoor?

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

, but I'll believe it when I get my stolen money back.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

Beware @AdmiralUK website if it tells you 'No payment has been taken'. It told me that on Friday, but it illegally took payment.
It then took me several hours to convince the incompetents that this actually happened. They now say they have initiated a refund... #ScamAlert

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@AdmiralUK @AdmiralUK your agent just denied that 2 payments have been taken, and ended the call with me.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

Well, thanks @AdmiralUK . Two hours of online chat to sort out changing 'Phil' to 'Philip' on my online quote. Then you charge my card TWICE for over £800. Nicely taking me overdrawn, just as I'm applying for a mortgage. Now I'm back in the queue for the chat. Useless.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@Christopher35 @OccupyDemocrats Just because I can afford it doesn’t mean I think it’s worth it.
Or that I want to contribute funds to the biggest cunt on earth.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@trussliz I’m glad you’re having a more relaxed September than last year.
The rest of us are having a fucking nightmare dealing with the fucking mountain of SHIT you handed us in just 44 days in power.
Now fuck off and never show your face again.

[Phil Lewis @DharmaPhil]

@trussliz Are you nuts?
I mean are you really totally fruit looped?
How can you even show your face?
Why are you making any kind of plans? You can’t honestly think you’re going to keep your seat at the next election?
Surely?