Devika Hastak

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

@marwaah_ Awwww! Love you for it 😘

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

I don’t know who I am anymore. Had a sudden, odd craving for a warm honey & lemon water, and here’s live footage of my insides after I consumed the “elixir”...

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

The ‘snooze’ button is bigger than the ‘stop’ button so obviously that’s the universe telling me to go back to sleep and never wake up, right? #theuniversehasyourback

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

This whole thread on dolphins basically being the dickiest jerkwads in the ocean has made my day 🤣

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

@marwaah_ They just don’t get you like we do 😘

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

Mood: If today were Christmas, I’d be the Grinch.

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

Good luck telling us Indians to socially distance. 2m apart from the person you’re talking to? That’s basically like being in the neighbouring state!

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

Newly acquired pet peeve: people who yawn so loudly, you don’t even need to be near them to see down the inside of their oesophagus 😒

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

Message from a colleague this morning: “When u free call”.

Still trying to decipher whether that’s a question or a statement...

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

Every day this week has rudely masqueraded as a Thursday, and then yelled “Psych!” just as I’ve started to get excited about the weekend finally showing up again.

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

@marwaah_ Sorrryyyy! Just really not a fan - except for some feeww exceptions 👀

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

Following on from my previous tweet about dogs being the best:

You know what’s worse than cats clawing on a blackboard? Cats doing the deed...or just cats in general. Cats are the worst.

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

WE DON’T DESERVE DOGS 😭😭😭

[Tom Francis @TFrancis20]

This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of sympathy 😂😂😂

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

5 weeks of hibernation for the 5 days of socialising I’ve had. That math adds up right?

[Ameena 🇶🇦 أمينة @Aeystar]

Isn’t it ironic how some of us are expected to be independent at building homes and raising families but are looked down upon when we want to be independent in any way prior to all of these events?

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

@Aeystar Gurrrllll I’ve been having soo many conversations about this lately!

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

17 year old me on Google: “Is Robert Pattinson single?”

27 year old me on Google: “What to do when you accidentally machine wash your silk pillowcase?”

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

My stomach is having SOME issues grasping the concept of intermittent fasting.

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

I wonder if my boss realises that the inspirational quotes she shares on her Insta everyday are actually working, in that, day by day, they are slowly and steadily inspiring me to quit my job.

[Devika Hastak @Dhastak93]

So, according to parents, what makes a man an appropriate potential suitor for their daughter is the fact that he’ll soon be moving to the same country she’ll be moving to, and he has a secure job in said country. That’s it. That is all.