Devi Hithyshi

Occasionally Funny. Always Witty.

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@kaneezsurka is my spirit animal.

Idek if it's ok to tag her 😶

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Folks out there watching FIFA finals, while I'm here with my Ted Lasso. 6-7? 🤡

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@bhaskarxd0 That would require the teachers to have it. And the plan has already failed 🥲

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@PrithviHegde01 Try writing it for the second time😭
Actually I hope you don't

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Patrick Bateman taught us about "everything shower" even before it was a thing.

But when's his 'GRWM' coming out? Maybe after he returns his video tapes!

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@RamaniSiddarth Proceeds to kill the golden goose

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@Eshaal0kk I want other men to answer this, for this man to realise how wrong he is.

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There are two kinds of people; those who don't like to do pushup and those who do.
There is a special place in hell reserved for the latter🫶

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@RamaniSiddarth Except for one alphabet

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Bro said he knows a spot 😌

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@RamaniSiddarth Where's the dislike button?

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Inchaoots against @RamaniSiddarth

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@narendramodi This could've been a video conference, you know in the name of " For atleast a year we should avoid travelling to foreign countries"

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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@RamaniSiddarth And takes you out to see them ;)

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@RamaniSiddarth Permission to crash granted 🌚

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@RamaniSiddarth Thenk God love isn't a human.

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@RamaniSiddarth Only hairstylist?