not a geese goose

y'all ever say fuck it and eat your cereal without water? | rata de secano apatrida antiespañol | I think I've been poisoned by my constituents

[not a geese goose @DhLawrence308]

un cientifico ve un raton e inmediatamente piensa debo poner a esa bestia en una situacion

[압칻 @avocado_539]

친모아로 격짐 만들었어요

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[not a geese goose @DhLawrence308]

@AidanLaPorta69

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

JAYLEN BROWN JERSEY GIVEAWAY!!

(Giving away 1 jersey)

How to enter:

1-MUST Iike this post
2-MUST retweet
3-MUST BE FOLLOWING @AidanLaPorta69
4-comment on this post when done(unlimited entries)

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Now that we know Jaylen Brown will officially be #7, let’s do a jersey giveaway! It’s been a minute!

To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24

Winner selected tomorrow! Good luck!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Roldier 🇪🇸 @Roldier]

Yo uso el coche para ir al pueblo

EEUU abre 500 centros de datos que queman energía y agua 24/7 y las ciudades son asfaltadas sin un árbol durante kilómetros

Empate

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

40th time watching this week and realizing just as my joy begins to crest about halfway through the video, the little “toot toot” of the whistle kicks in and brings about a second wave of happiness

i love you train dog

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The Cylinder Must Remain Unharmed (2028)

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Raymond Rodriguez, MBA @raymondrdz10]

One of my coworkers said Knicks in 5 like buddy I will kill us both

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

When the spurs are up 20 and a Knicks fan does the thing purely to get the game cancelled

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

>companies and investors pour trillions into AI
>build data centers nobody asked for or wanted
>mass layoffs so you can replace senior devs with AI
>turns out AI/maintenance costs are astronomical
>is actually cheaper to just hire junior developers
>re-invent entry level jobs

This is how mass adoption of AI is going.

[Blue Daddy's Girl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 -🚫AI @BlueDaddysGirl]

finally some good fucking news

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Wemby is either going to the Finals or jail. Spurs in 7.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[maha @mahaaaay]

my daughter is going to be so pissed when i name her victor wembanyama

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[Kyra Rising💫 @KYRA_RISING]

IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING