Be a car valeter they say, working outside, be bloody lovely! Think your telling me lies Doris, nipples are more or less cutting cars clean in half!! π³π³π³π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
My birthday treat done β
Absolutely shit my pants π±π±
Alison Louise quote of the night
β Iβm not going any further til someone turns a fucking light onβ πππππ
Thanks kids β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Iβm not a judgmental women,,, however.
I was casually walking round Morrisonβs getting JBβs salad bar tea.
And the security guard was following me π
Now I looked this guard up and down and thought
β Trevor, you... https://t.co/51uKpCDoKT