Trying My Patients

Cynical paramedic in ED, blogger, wind up merchant & festival veteran. Saying it like it is through the medium of sarcasm. Making the NHS look good since 2008.

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@Jeremy_Hunt @theresa_may You really are a despicable brown nosing weasel 🤮 You are rotten to the core you utter guttersnipe.

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@Binder999 @Itstillhelen Well after months of wrangling the website is live again, new domain sorted, links updated, time to get typing!

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@Itstillhelen @BigFashionista I do! But I stopped posted because of cyclist trolls who managed to find my address. I've moved now!

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@Itstillhelen There is no new twitter handle!

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@BigFashionista @Itstillhelen Better get arranging that! Need to come back from travelling first! 😎

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@Itstillhelen I'll come back when @BigFashionista treats me to a cake.

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@BigFashionista @Colinp02 They're a pesky lot....

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@BigFashionista @GlassesGirl3 What can I say, you press my buttons!

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@BigFashionista @GlassesGirl3 Sassy, yes. Bitch, yes. Busy, yes. 😜

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@BigFashionista That said, when I do, soon, I'll be gunning for cyclists! 😂

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@BigFashionista @BigFashionista I know I know I know! I took a break, and now I can't get up off my lazy arse!

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@BigFashionista I am the best EVER. It's true.

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@BigFashionista @CPR_Queen Right BigFash!! Enough of that nonsense! 😉

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@HalloIkBenWill @CPR_Queen I've been busy busy busy!

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@jrhmasters Enjoy! You'll have a blast!

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@BigFashionista I did. For you, and only you. Remember that shit. Write it down. Frame it.

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@BigFashionista What rock has @FloatingFairy1 scurried from under?! Check out the gob on it!

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@CrazypavJulian Very serious.

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"3 year old male, problem unknown. NOTES: Mother states she has run out of Calpol and wants some brought to her"

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