Van

CPA | EA | tweets about my interests. Accounting, bowling, golf, running, baseball, fitness, huskers. All while fighting impostor syndrome (currently losing)

[Van @DiagramVan]

@CMcCulloughEA @AccountingAsArt Same here. I moved to Garmin from FitBit 6 years ago and am much happier.

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@BEisenhart This is like saying “I don’t want to save money, I’m afraid I’ll become rich.”

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Is anyone else’s UltraTax extremely slow today? Or just me? #TaxTwitter

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@mountainwesttax @cliffcornell_ same here. we should sue someone. Idk who, but someone.

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Is there an updated @taxretreat agenda? The website looks like it is from prior years. I am debating on going or not. #TaxTwitter

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Happy 4/15!

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@LoganGrafTax Count me in!

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@The2one5tH @BrooklynRob11 @Ahos300

[Van @DiagramVan]

When the lanes come on for practice at the Open Championships and everyone on the other team on your pair starts with urethane up 17

[Van @DiagramVan]

@bsuecannon That’s a good system. I’ve heard about your scheduling, and wondered what happened if a client didn’t provide all documents by the date they chose. If they still don’t provide documents after a week when you start prepping the return, do you just keep annoying them until they do?

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@wlthyaccountant So true. My wife is an ER nurse. She handles REAL emergencies.

Really puts my profession in perspective.

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Maybe I’ve just been really lucky, but mine has never been sold in 3 years since closing.

*knocks on wood*

[Matt Gottshall, CFP®, ECA @matt_gottshall]

People don’t tell you when you buy a home that your mortgage is going to be sold 6 times in the first 1.5 years and you have to constantly be creating new accounts, setting up autopay, and have like 6 form 1098s…

Why

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@The2one5tH Not really. It’s like an exhibition match. I’ll catch the highlights later.

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@joepoole Congrats, Joe! That’s awesome. Living vicariously through you.

[Van @DiagramVan]

Did a guys taxes today that works as a newspaper delivery driver.

What year is it?!

#TaxTwitter

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

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@tneuman4 @Lucas_Wiseman @ejt300 258.39 for 18 games.

772, 731, 793, 793, 783, 779.

Ridiculous.

[Van @DiagramVan]

@kegler3000 @Lucas_Wiseman Don’t have to beat him twice. Only a 1 game match this year. Different than last year.

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One of my favorite content creators is doing a sponsored segment on TurboTax… Really unfortunate.