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Giggling while the nail artist is giving me a pedicure cuz I’m ticklish

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Least favorite part of apartment living is that if the neighbors don’t clean their apartment I live with the repercussions. Woke up with ants all over my bed when I literally have been cleaning my apartment every day to avoid bugs.

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Last call was made because someone got into a fight #uncalledfor #ChiefsKingdom

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I REALLY want to be a cowboy

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My 2023 wrapped: my dad has been in the hospital since June, my dog died, I got engaged, and I started playing Sims

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@SpicyCammy @collinscollin77 @blixberrie Fr people shouldn’t focus on what countries side they’re on they should side with the innocent peoples lives these countries are putting in danger.

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Was on the phone with my mom and I sent a pic of my dinner saying “5 star gourmet meal” and the response she gave me was “Diana that’s a struggle meal. Are you trying to ask me for money or something??”

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Customer: “I hate Beyoncé because I love Jesus!”
Me: “uh ok… how do you like your burger?”

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https://t.co/miUMGvIMYJ if you guys wanna take some time to read this and share it would mean the world to me

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Two years ago I was manic and broke. Now I’m engaged and still fucking broke.

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They should turn Venice into a water park

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@clownassgirl All you need to do is to find a chonk and name him foodie jon

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I had a dream that my boyfriend and I got a puppy and we named it sandwich

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Back in high school I would call my friends stinky as a pet name and it has carried on into my adult life. I have now realized that people don’t like to be called stinky.

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If you like tonic water then you can go straight to H E double hockey sticks.

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Ran over a bunny on the highway while listening to Kitty by Kreayshawn… it really ruined the vibes

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That might be counterintuitive but idgaf why would I waste my time??

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My favorite thing to say to stupid men who ask stupid questions is “I don’t know I’m just a woman.”

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Hot take: the most gorgeous people I have seen/met aren’t photogenic. If u feel like u look ugly just bc of a pic, you’re most likely stunning

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*Tequila included

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The vibes for tonight is listening to kreayshawn and eating rice