Dian Cathal🔜 NYC

Self-identifying as a queer comedian and writer just trying to not get deported.

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

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[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

By the way, you could do this with any public figure.

"JK Rowling wrote books about a teenage wizard, why do we need to know what she thinks about trans people."

"John Cleese is the "Minister of Silly Walks" why do we need to know what he thinks about Muslims."

Etc.

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

"Londonderry"

[Jasmine @_jasminepetrou]

Kirking 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

To be clear, they do not in fact carry a cake across New York. They take an uber from Flatbush to Midtown. The cake is never on the subway and doesn't exist after the first 30 mins.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

a love letter to our city

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

The idea that someone who was educated at a £13,343.80 a year private school, not on scholarship, is 'lower middle class' is the funniest joke Cleese has said in years.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Several of us, rather repressed and socially unskilled lower middle class boys, had literally never met someone so brash and vulgar, and I'm afraid we shrank away from her. No abuse or anything. We just kept out of her way

Recently Miriam also blamed Bill Oddie for our bad behaviour. Not fair. He wasn't in the show that year

1962 I think it was. 64 years ago

How time flies...

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@juiceyju8 @Sorelle_Arduino Thank you

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@HonestKeeler @leakylike @Sorelle_Arduino @STILLTish What a gross way to talk about a surgery for cancer patients. Would you mind saying that on the chemo ward? Sure they’d get a real laugh

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@juiceyju8 @Sorelle_Arduino Because I have a high risk of getting BC and I’ve lived in the UK for 11 years and laid my dues in taxes

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@butteryballs2 @CatherineRobil6 @Sorelle_Arduino Throwing insults and running away is cowardly

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@Sorelle_Arduino Now you have a problem with my being Irish? 😂 Why?

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@Sorelle_Arduino I’ve lost 3 generations of my family to Cancer and no one had the gene. The gene isn’t the only factor

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

Imagine being so transphobic that you’re angry someone is preventing a cancer that has killed every generation of their family

[Le_Sorelle_Arduino KPSS @Sorelle_Arduino]

@DianCathal is an American woman bragging about getting a mastectomy on the NHS under the guise of preventing breast cancer
She’s tested negative for the gene

She jokes about growing her hair so the NHS won’t realise she’s trans because she can’t comprehend women with short hair

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan I’m not complaining, I got it

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

Now they think I shouldn’t get the surgery because I’m an immigrant 😂

[PL @PL_UK_25]

@DianCathal @Sorelle_Arduino FYI @NHSEngland @NHSuk "If there was material deception about medical history, residency/eligibility status, or clinical facts that induced the NHS to provide free treatment the person was not entitled to." you need to check up on this asap.

https://t.co/IdktyzAw4c

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan Oh yeah, and I’ve actually got a lot of supportive comments from NHS workers. The trick was, I had good reason to believe my healthcare would suffer because of anti-trans prejudice within the NHS.

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan You’re calling what was clearly noted in the video as preventative double mastectomy, a known cancer pre-treatment, cosmetic surgery

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan I don’t mind comments, you being ignorant isn’t a crime.

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan Breast cancer prevention

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan I never said it was cosmetic

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@leakylike @Sorelle_Arduino @STILLTish No I offered to pay and she went, I’m gonna save you 10K. I’ve paid taxes for over a decade and entitled to free healthcare in this country. Especially after 4 BC scares

[Dian Cathal🔜 NYC @DianCathal]

@mrstomlinstan And I didn’t. It’s a different procedure