Diane Andrews

I am a Mom, artist and cleaner of all things icky. I love God, my family, animals and anything chocolate.

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Happy Birthday @AlRoker!

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

#win a @BoonInc Animal Bag ($49.99 value!) @ThriftyNiftyMom #giveaway http://t.co/9cxxCbeY

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

For the love of all that is holy, please don't walk through my house with your shoes on. #youareanidiot

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

@ThriftyNiftyMom has a huge #holiday gift guide. #Win a X-mas #giveaway http://t.co/AUNRoroI

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

No matter how old I get, Spy vs. Spy still makes me giggle.

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Seriously?

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Win Back to School Labels at Rockin' Deals! http://t.co/vTUg3HG #backtoschool http://t.co/Me8PzZa

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

When you pick up a plastic fork off the floor, there is no need to ask me if we should "keep it". #stupidquestions

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Why does Martha Stewart have her own line of pet products? She probably speeds up when she sees a cat trying to cross the street. #martha

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 11 minutes before becoming infected! http://su.pr/1GiCqW from the astounding @oatmeal

[NPR @NPR]

Photo: FBI Updates Bin Laden Most Wanted Picture with "Deceased" http://tumblr.com/xu82cuhjuj via @abcworldnews

[Ann Curry @AnnCurry]

General Colin Powell's reaction: "An evil person has been eliminated, Osama bin Laden is dead and buried at sea. (cont) http://tl.gd/a7928h

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Wondering when Dora will change in her singing map for a singing GPS? #randomthoughts

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Why didn't anyone tell me about the Royal Wedding?? If only they had more coverage....I'm always the last to know. #royalwedding

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Vote for my friend's baby girl in @parentsmagazine #photocontest http://t.co/mm6qARK

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

No, honey...Dinosaurs don't eat marshmallows. #thingsineverthoughtidsay

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Seriously, how can you not eat the crust on toast? I mean, it's all toasted right?? #confused

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

Just keep swimming....Just keep swimming....

[Diane Andrews @DianeAndrews]

No more working for me. Just got an email from the US Ambassador to Nigeria!! Can't wait to collect my 1.2 mil.