Happy Hump Day 🍑
Big booty, little booty, every booty deserves a little self-care.
Massage it. Moisturize it. Take care of it. And most importantly… appreciate it. 😏
Your 🍑 works hard. Show it some love.
📍 Cathedral City, near Palm Springs
🔗 Book today 😌
feeling like one of those women in chocolate ads wherein eating the chocolate is like a semi-sexual experience but instead of chocolate it's a strawberry laffy taffy followed immediately by a banana laffy taffy
I honestly thought daddy was going to change me when he said lay on the floor. Instead, he untaped the diaper lubed my hole and slid a toy deep inside then taped the wet diaper back up as the toy buzzed deep inside.
Wait, are you telling me you had no idea that Brief Encounters, a tighty whities night, was this Thursday at 9pm at @Jackhammer_Chgo and @TheHoleChicago ?!
Bro that’s crazy.
I FORGOT THAT I HAD MOVED ALL OF MY STREAM ASSETS OVER TO ANOTHER DRIVE, SO ALL OF MY STREAM STUFF IS FUGED UPPPPP.
I can't believe I forgot to fix that. That's it. That's a sign!