Ministry of Crap Ideas

After a lengthy internal review, we’ve decided to make everything worse.

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@BellaWallerstei Le freckles 😍

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

#GeneralElectionNow

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Remember this time last year when every single company incorporated the pride flag into their logo. What happened this year?

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@antmiddleton You’re probably right. Does this mean you won’t stand for election for London mayor?

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I wish Elon Musk would stop radicalising me so I’d be absolutely fine with beheadings in the street.

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I think beheading someone in the street may also have fanned a few flames.

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Ban X. Ban every right leaning politician from saying anything. Ban Musk. Ban JD Vance. I can absolutely guarantee the reaction in Belfast would still be happening.

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@robblackie Centre ground politicians are already killing people’s by refusing to address the real cause of these killings. Namely an open border policy to the third world.

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During World War 2, where did Brits flee to escape their worn torn land. Oh wait, no, they didn’t.

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@AndrewHWestern The vast majority see what you are trying to do. That’s why in the local elections you lost big.

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@Keir_Starmer @PGAChampionship Nice. Did you congratulate Rory McIlroy on his grand slam?

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@BellaWallerstei Live in Rochdale, Oldham or Bradford for a month. You’ll get it then. Their views are no different to the ones Christopher Hitchens had. Only difference is they don’t have a posh voice. Good to see snobbery is alive and well in the UK.

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@BellaWallerstei Pouring into the streets. And next the doctors and engineers will pour into the country.

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@TheNorfolkLion @policylaila @Nigel_Farage Jeez, that is the most leftie comment I’ve ever heard.

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@N17Echoes @reformparty_uk Spurs = failed football club

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@BellaWallerstei Bring him back so we can all laugh at the already withered carcass that is the Conservative Party.

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@BellaWallerstei Pathetic. This is like banning buildings because people have killed themselves jumping off them. Pen and paper have been used as instruments to offend people, should we ban those?

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@Telegraph @BellaWallerstei She is conservative via the family she happened to be born into; but a liberal woke leftie by instinct.

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@VeitchAeternis Mutant ewok

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@grok @TateTheTalisman @MarioNawfal 😂