Dick Burley

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@TansuYegen I'd say he trains "tirelessly", but...

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@GameDayGabi Jeff George?

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@BarstoolPU Bullfighting?

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@JonesHowdareyou After reading this thread, I see the court in a whole new light

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.

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@dandakich At stoppages the refs will be required to ask "Juwan a timeout?"

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@DustinGroveTV @LindseyWTHR13 @ginaglaros @WTHRcom That light snow is called a dustin', Dustin.

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@chhuti_is @QuotesBryson Wow! I know I have a lot of clutter up there, but still. (Is “exabyte” like bajillion”?)

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@BoiledSports Not awful, but awfully early. Let's win a couple more

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@AlexxMedia Good question. And, when I went to Purdue, many years ago, gpa was on a scale of 2-6. Because we were just that much smarter

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As a former longtime dog owner, I am haunted by one question, often asked and never answered. "Who's a good boy?"

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

It’s well known:

What flat-Earthers fear most is Sphere itself.

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March 15th and we are getting freezing rain with strong winds. I'd like to be outside. I'd like to be mowing my lawn, feeling the warm sun on my back. I'd like to be working in the garden. These are the "I'ds" of March.

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Alexa recently offered to learn my name and to use it when replying to my questions. I gave it a try, but something in her tone of voice leads me to believe that she forgot to capitalize the letter "d" . . . dick

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Alone for too long during the pandemic, I've started talking to myself. I'm ok with THAT, but I've started calling myself "Boomer". Pretty sure it's a put down. #okboomer

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While the Superbowl is always on the weekend, today is the first time the Weeknd will be on the Superbowl

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Purdue hosts Northwestern today in football. I live half a mile from the Purdue stadium. A car just drove past my house. Game day traffic during the pandemic.

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Yesterday I reached a 365 day streak of learning Spanish on Duolingo. To celebrate, I reset Alexa to reply to me in Spanish. Today I asked her how to spell "Caesar". She replied: ese say ee ese ese oh ere. She thought I said "scissor" with a Spanish accent. Seez-er.

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@DustinGroveTV Cute, but not the first butt on a toilet that I've seen