@TheDickFactionary

Giving you straight facts. If you think it’s about you. Welp😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she say she vegetarian but she don’t know you got the drumstick for her to try 😎💯 #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she finish sucking and she want you to eat her 😹 but she didnt know that she got the 30 day free trial instead of full access package #DickFacts 😂😂

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she say that she pregnant but you got your nuts clipped over a year ago #WhoYouFucking #DickFacts https://t.co/tnTV92qI97

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

That pussy is no longer undercover bitch, that shit is wide tf open 🤣🤣
#DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she say she about to cum so you pull out and tell her she needs to purchase the season pass for full experience 😂😂 #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she say that she’s hungry so you give her some meat and protein because you care about her well being 😋😂 #DickFacts

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[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she say “fuck the shit out of me” so you stick it in her butt to open her up #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she wants to start a family but you don’t have a condom so you bust on her feet so she know y’all still taking baby steps 😂😂😂 #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When it’s too good that she don’t care about being the side chick #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

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[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When your main girl and side girl both trying be nice to you because they want some for Valentine’s Day #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

Quote of the day: “she’s says drop your meat in me like a shopping cart” 😂🙌🏾💯
#DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When you done your job right by making her eyes roll to the back of he head so she can see what she’s thinking #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she wants some of your juice but she just got done showing you what that mouth do #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When you touch her guts but she is afraid to admit it so she say you ain’t doing it right #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When it’s too big for her and you make her back straight because you touching her spine #DickFacts

[@TheDickFactionary @DickFacts101]

When she claims “New year, New me” but she had your kids on her face a week after New Years #DickFacts