Dick Henderson

Developer - C# TSQL SSIS

[Dick Henderson @DickHenderson]

"SSIS max string expression len is 4000." I should have tattooed on my forehead backwards to remind myself when I shave each morning.

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SSIS - two variables with the same name - one scoped at package level - one scoped in data flow task. No warnings. Only confusion!

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SSIS Script Task and SSIS Script Component are not the SAME object class. Could this be an issue with http://t.co/1vebco26Pi?

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Tracking multiple virtual machines with a single host brain is sometimes confusing - host system may need reboot - like a 4 day weekend.

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Surprised to find that I dislike SSRS as much as Crystal Reports.

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Banging head against a web forms wall - Becoming obvious - Model View Controller preferred method for web development.

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@TMattPrice all is well!

I checked out your jeep photos on Facebook. Looks like great fun.

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0x800a1391 - JavaScript runtime error: 'undefinded' is undefined

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Using open source iTextSharp in http://t.co/oRpbijpnK9 to merge multiple PDF files into a single PDF. Very cool!

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I think working with Crystal Reports today is going to make me pick up a six pack on the way home.

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The fake girlfriend of Manti Te'o is dead. May she rest in virtual peace. But no one should have an apostrophe embedded in their name!

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Service Accounts with Non-Expiring Passwords sometimes expire passwords - Just Say No to Hardcode!

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"Java and JavaScript are similar like Car and Carpet" - Greg Hewgill, StackOverFlow post.

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Hey, where is all my data? The Mayans got it! You only forget to include the WHERE clause of a DELETE statement once - maybe twice.

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Painted into a corner with SSIS. Only way out GUIDs - but my coworkers are Guiphopic

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When I get my teeth cleaned, the dental hygienist has to remind me to breath. Working with SSIS, I catch myself not breathing.

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SSIS makes my stomach ache.

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Rookie mistake - just executed a SQL UPDATE but forgot the WHERE clause!

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I use Chrome, but I was shocked to learn it is now number one - http://t.co/1yULjZFa