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Why didnt @elonmusk save @FatethewinxNet?

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@pickupthe_pace I was going to send this to you too!

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Restaurant idea: All the drinks are named after food so you can get work to comp them even when they ask for an itemized receipt. #genius

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Does your phone ever move into a 3G zone and you just sit there waiting for the screen to load wondering how you ever survived 2011 #B4LTE

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Here's my traditional "meet me after the concert for a drink" tweet @elliegoulding #6yearsandcounting

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Is it just me or does R3hab's remix of kiss it better by Rihanna just sound one of those auto tuned news stories #bedintruder #stilldigit

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Disney channel original movies always had 12 year olds who could hack into spaceships. Meanwhile I cant even remember my online banking pin

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I gotta bottle of tequila I've been saving for you @lizzo #BostonCalling

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Not to self. Don't make eye contact with anyone at the gym while singing @ArianaGrande's new song to yourself.

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@pickupthe_pace why are we running 3 miles for one hard cider when we could have gotten 12 for half the price?

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Rewatching How I met your mother and realizing you're the same age as Jason Siegel was when the show started #old

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I think Instagram has been slowly creating days to celebrate things so people will post more pictures. These days didn't exist in the 90s

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Can't wait to run Boston for the 1st time since 2013. Chance to be on a banner doesn't sound too bad either #RunBold

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@KatenceD319 literally the only voice that calms me down.

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Basic bitches have ruined the term wanderlust.

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@cv_kelly #bestdressed 💁🏻

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5am gym sesh with @elliegoulding #Delirium

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Boy. Nurses love social media.

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Happy women's equality day... I mean national dog day #awkward

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So how long til somebody parodies that flashlight song from pitch perfect 2 into fleshlight? @AnnaKendrick47