Dick Perry

Hyper-niche YouTube sensation. Ask your mom, sister, girlfriend and grandma about me.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

NEW EPISODE of Dick's Picks is out. When will you ungrateful dicks sores start thanking me for making you money??? >> http://t.co/Hyd7N0phPI

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Hundley you FUCK get your candy ass back out there and give me my perfect weekend. UCLA’s football is more disappointing than their women

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Raining here in Texas because God is moist for my picks.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

If you didn’t take my Mizzou lead pipe lock go ahead and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. Haven’t laid pipe this solid since your sister’s face.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Ready to make money and slap titties COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

I'm going to make today my bitch. My bitch that likes anal. And roleplaying.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Picks are out, fuckstains. Find 'em here if you like money. Don't watch if you're more into hand jobs and being poor: http://t.co/rLTEvR8D5j

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Dick's Picks Season 3, Episode 2 is OUT. Check my Week 3 picks you scrotal monkeys >> http://t.co/FuQBDDX4Sn

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

FUCKING UTSA. Driving over to Allen's house to punch holes in the walls. My place is too nice.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

@qualshie You're*

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

@qualshie My newest episode was pure fucking gold, just like my picks.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Rodgers and Lacy starting for my fantasy team tonight. $5000 league buy in. If Sherman tears an ACL, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Work Tip: If doing toilet bumps wait for fatasses to shit. When asked what you're doing yell "SMELLIN YOUR WET SHIT." They'll leave ya alone

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

FUCKING JACKED UP to make money on the Arizona game tonight. Been railing lines and screaming at Allen all day. He's the UTSA of this office

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Here's my first picks of the year. 1) You're welcome. 2) Suck it. 3) Suck it long. 4) Suck it hard. >> http://t.co/obs701fx32

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Didn't sleep last night. Thinking about the stacks I'm going to win this weekend and freebasing cocaine got me too hyped.

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

SNAKE DRAFTS ARE FOR PUSSIES.

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Dick Perry gives the greatest college football gambling advice known to man: http://t.co/nseuQwo68r

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Episode 1 of the latest season of Dick's Picks is LIVE. CELEBRATORY RAILS FOR EVERYONE >> http://t.co/Cb8oAo4MKE

[Dick Perry @DickPerry69]

Fuck showing this Arizona blowout. Just have the cameras spend two hours scanning the crowd for tan, stacked blondes.