Dick Punchmaster

[Dick Punchmaster @DickPunchmaster]

@TheApeOfGoldST Forgive me for not taking seriously the advice of someone who thinks "rised" is a word.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

@Sassafrass_84 He cut cancer research, and you shitmuppets are cheering.

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@MattWalshBlog How else is Iran gonna get their $300B?

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@Riley_Gaines_ @JohnnyGarrett That sign is gonna get so many bullet holes in it, lol.

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@WhiteHouse Embarrassing

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

@nicksortor This is awesome! This is where the Germans surrendered too

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@mattvanswol Shuttup, bitch. We're worried about America First.

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@robynngarfield Well, because it's funny when authoritarian dipshits with no sense of humor keep sitting on their own balls.

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@WhiteHouse Let's see him ride that bike.

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@WhiteHouse Biden, 100%.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Hey MAGA,

You have to agree that this petty shit, trump covering up the name of the Kennedy Center with a tarp since he had to take his own name down, really makes him look like a little bitch.

A tiny, whiny, pathetic little bitch.

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@spencerpratt Are you still here? Go away.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

I can't believe the pro life party is killing all that algae.

I mean, it doesn't have brain, or a consciousness, but it's living cells, dividing and growing in a warm, dark environment...

Maybe if they'd been responsible from the start this wouldn't have happened.

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@HoopsCrave Bullshit. That's the only way anyone knows her. She's not gonna give up the grift.

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@timburchett I'll call you both faggots. This is fun.

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@BradCGZ Here's the thing though, one is a highly paid personality on camera to the whole world. The other one is a cunt that, if this is even real, leftists don't agree with or support.

Nobody thinks you have friends.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@FBIDirectorKash Signal chats? Was it Hegseth again?

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@LibertyValkyrie Lol, we've all seen the vids of them getting stuck in shit like 4 ins of sand.

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@libsoftiktok "Do or do not. There is no try!"
-Yoda

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@mayemusk Yeah, you were one of those real poor emerald mine owners.