Brent Taylor

King Ranch Aristocracy

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

NGL it looks a little smaller in my hand @philion

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

Halo 1, 3 just dropped

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

Do you really need the vin to give me an oil filter?

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

I know you’re going to think this sounds fake but the mascot of Oorah, the Jewish group whose “Israel” junkets are funded by @Kars4kids, is an anthropomorphic stack of money named Fiveish

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

The AI caused genetic bottleneck will select positively for non verbal communication. Telekinesis is close

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

@GoodOlBoysPod tuning in tonight on my long run, 07

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

The Garmin sleep coach asks ME for advice, another 💯 in the bag

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

I’ve got your back big agribusiness petrochemical corporation, remember who you are.

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

@schizogander Is there a special club for 100% completion. Why lighthousemaxx?

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https://t.co/4MuAui7FXe

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

Everybody wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my farm, running laps. What are you on?

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

Young men should be George Washington maxxing. Gain as much aura as possible then escape by marrying an older woman for her money. Chasing the money directly is kind of cringe when you could just be riding a horse around surveying the countryside lol

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

@bog_beef The age of the aristocratic farmer is upon us, but with robot fruit pickers. It’s going to be the leisure maxxers vs the toilers. The resource extractors will be like middle class but owning land is always peak

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Japanese twitter will be seeing these in their stores in a few days. My buddy was explaining how the cherry export business works. Potentially a few of the nicest of these will have the security of a jewelry store @ $500 for a few handfuls.

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

Shout out to the big dawgs out there. Many people are saying ‘thick but QUICK’

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@away14375 Gringo Texan zoomer confirmed?

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@Oilfield_Rando

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>Takes shower
>puts on pajamas
>lays in bed reading
>time for sleep
>takes off pajamas
>sleeps in underwear

Why are women like this?

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

@bog_beef @Maarblek so if you look closely at the backseat of the mustang and the position of the roll hoop, you can see it’s AI

https://t.co/U91g0ZrGb9

[Brent Taylor @DickSledge69]

Hazen Williams formula on a slide rule