Dick

Who am I?

I'm that douche-bag that gets those hot girls and leaves you wondering what in the world I did to score that big.

Who the fuck are you?

[Dick @DickTips]

Dick Tip: do not fear those of the opposite sex. women are but humans. learn the game of confidence and feel the fear dissipate, men.

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Dick Tip: money is not an emotion. use it logistically and it will treat you with the same respect. do not let money control you. be a man.

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Dick Tip of the Day: a real man is a real man. do not try and justify this. either you are or you aren't. simple. be a real man today.

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Dick Tip #730: 'no' is the most powerful word in the universe. it is rarely used. start using it. man up.

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Dick Advice: she will always come back to the selfish man. she will always be your woman if you let her know her place. man up.

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Dick Tip: you get up, you drink caffeine, you go to the gym, you eat to get stronger. this is the basis for a ripped physique. man up.

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If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn't change you.

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Dick Advice: ever wonder why you can't get that hot girl? that's your problem. you're thinking. don't think. be confident. go for it player.

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Dick Tip #9392: the only way to win over a girl's heart is to be stoic and selfish. she will clean. you will work. be a man.

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Dick Tip of the Day: fuck bitches, get money. literally have sex with women and make money to live comfortably today.

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Tell Her like a Man: don't like what she's doing? tell her. no remorse. she is a woman and she will supplicate to you if you act like a man.

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Dick Advice: do not text her while you are lifting weights. your muscles are more important. she can wait as long as you need. be a man.

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Dick Tip #554: a text message is used for communication. not for expressing emotions. be concise and short and she will want you more.

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Dick Talk: i banged this broad last night. she said she loved me. i then proceeded to show her the door.

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Dick Tip of the Day (DTotD): she is a woman in public. she is a slut in your bed. treat her like one. objectify her. use her as you please.

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Dick Tip #45: never argue with her. you are the man. you make the rules. you say yes, and you say no. there is no middle ground.