Uncle Dave

Ordained Minister. Retired double agent.

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

Okay define “quietly” lol

[st. vincent-st. marys grad @PuckFupett69]

They’re really just quietly having the most insane war in history

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The victim that was shot and killed by ICE in Maine has been identified as Joan Sebastian Guerrero.

Guerrero had a 3-year-old daughter, was authorized to work in the US, was given a Social Security number, and was not the target of ICE's immigration action.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

There are also 52 people who have died in ICE custody since Trump took office. Those are murders too

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

Recall time 😎

[royce @roycearonie]

I’ve been told repeatedly by YIMBY’s that Daniel Lurie was gonna lower my rent. It’s almost like they all lie at the behest of capital.

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Frank Reynolds

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

@thiccandmorts I don’t think I’ve ever had a pleasant experience consuming Dunkin’ lol

[mami. @tati_fuego]

As an sf native I hate this discourse.. a lot of people here suck and they’re transplants.. real locals are still holding on to whatever culture we can.. it really is 2 different San Franciscos at this point

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

@desmaraissarah3 Hmmm probably merch from the Donut Holes then 👀

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

@ladyhaleth_x Exact same DVD collection I grew up on 🥹

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

Coming soon to a USA near you!

[HotSotin 🇫🇮🇺🇦🇪🇺△ @HotSotin]

russian democracy - while voting, soldiers may check that you vote correctly

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

This isn’t a call to get out vote, it’s preparing their base to reject election results from blue states.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Speaker Mike Johnson on House GOP: “If we lose the majority, it would be the end of the Trump presidency.” (2026)

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

@bagelspouse @frogs4girls It’s very useful lol

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Smoking weed is 96% standing up and dropping shit you had in your lap

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

Two guys actually

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

It’s crazy Boeing got away with killing that guy

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

Buddy, not only are we NEVER going to be able to go back to how things were, but it’s highly unlikely that a fair election will take place if we even get to have an election.

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

If Democrats are able to get reelected it will take an extremely ambitious, aggressive, New Deal style administration just to get things back to where they were in 2023.

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

Fuck Philz. I don’t wanna see any 49ers fans buying Philz.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Don't let them sell this shit to anyone.

[Uncle Dave @DickVanDoink]

I wish more people had realized that J6 was indeed a point of no return for the country.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jesse Ventura: “I’m still not over January 6th. That was treason. All of the people should have been arrested and put in prison all the way to Trump because he and Giuliani and all of them orchestrated the whole thing. He tried to violate the Constitution”

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jesse Ventura: “I’m still not over January 6th. That was treason. All of the people should have been arrested and put in prison all the way to Trump because he and Giuliani and all of them orchestrated the whole thing. He tried to violate the Constitution”