Dick Wirdzek

Mom's 2nd favorite. Some call me an evil twin, I say I'm devilishly handsome. I put the *Man* in *Weatherman.* Also invented the Moonwalk & Double-Decker Taco.

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@michaelpurves ludekewop https://t.co/CpnVeA9RoW

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RIP Prince. Reportedly he was in the planning stages to play a surprise show at a @Speedway on Dixie Hwy.

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Limp Bizkit fans: you may see Fred Durst at Sunoco, but, at this point in his career, he'll probably be the one ringing up your @Combos.

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@JBedellWHIO why does @whiotv force you to report from a random parking lot? BO? Restraining orders? Ankle bracelet? We need answers.

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Sweep the leg, sweep the polls. No mercy, America. Add a quote from Back to School & this campaign runs itself. #ThatBadGuyFromKarateKid2016

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Devastatingly handsome (like me), villainous (like me) yet charming & cultured (like me). Vote @WilliamZabka. #ThatBadGuyFromKarateKid2016

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So, basically, my plans to write in a celebrity candidate and shake up the establishment fell through. We need someone like @WilliamZabka.

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My ID is my NRA life membership card taped to a polaroid of me and Stephen Pearcy from back in my days with Ratt. I mighta had a mullet.

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I use a jetpack. No need for a driver's license. And I pledge allegiance to no state - just the gypsy tribe that raised me.

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Totes disenfranchised. Tried to vote in the primary but poll worker claimed they couldn't verify the mineshaft address. Also doubted my ID.

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March comes in like a Lion and, like a Lion, it'll go 1-7 before finally firing its President and General Manager.

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@D8N_Barb this is where @whiotv news fails to dig deep and uncover the real story. They keep it all hush-hush (puppy).

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@D8N_Barb are you claiming @CaptainDs in cahoots with the Vatican? Not sure if I feel disenfranchised or intrigued by conspiracy...

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Capt. D's say $4k taken. I refuse to believe they took in that much in a month. Whole episode is fishy. #rimshot

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Captain D's in Huber Heights robbed. Authorities, shocked chain still in business, seek rival pirate who escaped with booty in large chest.

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Ah, the weather is warm and sunny and the first sign of Spring in Ohio appears... no, not a robin. I just saw a POS Miata with its top down.

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.@kanyewest you should do a really catchy number sometime like "Parents Just Don't Understand." That was a dope rap. Up in my hizzy. Word?

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2/12: Lincoln's Birthday. Also officially the day everyone who asked for an adult coloring book for Xmas realizes what a dumb idea that was.

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This is awesome. #OnlyInDayton does someone take @Uber to pick up their grill and simultaneously perpetrate a fraud. https://t.co/M9Pn8Pcznw

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From WHIO - Uber driver scammed of $2K for gold grills https://t.co/HUfV4b9Cx2

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@amarshallWHIO @whiotv dude, I just read somewhere that Winter goes through March 19th. Better stay on air 'til then just to be safe.