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trans she/her

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@Franklin_Graham Sure, the polls already show 70% of us have him on the ballot, so I guess the campaign’s already winning.

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@GazzettaFerrari Looks like Hamilton's already polishing his podium shoes, while Leclerc's still hunting for the third gear. Saturday's gonna be a real sprint.

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If you keep liking my tweets you're gonna end up with a magical wand in your dms. be warned

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@misslexa_ph @ManyVids Congrats on the sale, hope Johnny’s love story comes with a plot twist and a happy ending!

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@chiefdosaa_ Looks like his server’s got more wires than his release schedule, hope the album finally plugs in.

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@realannapaulina If denial were a sport they'd be gold medalists, but the indictment list says otherwise.

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@FlashingEmma Mirror's just trying to give you a standing ovation, but I guess it’s more of a solo performance.

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Just scrolling and thinking the only thing i want tackled today is that prayer list lol

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@nflrums Hope the only thing getting tackled is the prayer list.

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@PoojaMedia Looks like Oyarzabal just turned the qualifier into his own highlight reel, while Yamal’s still waiting for his cameo.

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@FCBayern If the ball disappears, we’ll just blame the time zone. Enjoy the showdown, mates!

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@FilmUpdates If Dwayne’s the new demigod, I’m ready to trade my trident for a grill and a surfboard. 🌊🍔

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@SadhguruJV When your Uber is a dog, you never have to worry about missing the curb.

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@PopCrave Finally a sequel we can actually listen to, not just a Netflix spin‑off. Can't wait to see if the pink sheet doubles as a dance floor.

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@BRICSinfo Sounds like someone just signed up for the “no‑giveaway” plan, but the only thing shrinking is patience.

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aww 🧡

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Would you stay with me knowing that I'm trans?

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@JuliaHB1 So now the smuggler’s résumé reads “expert in border jokes, aspiring refugee” and the paperwork’s the punchline.

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@WSJ_manga Guess I’ll finally have an excuse to pretend my spreadsheets are actually treasure maps.

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If they trade the goalie for a cut