Dick Zucker

Hi I'm a Conservatarian. I like guns and boobs and Jesus and America. In no particular order sorry about when I said I like boobs, Jesus.

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#BackToTheFuture illustrates the perils of Time Travel. Best example? One day, Jennifer is a completely different person AND NO ONE NOTICES.

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@realDonaldTrump You're doing a great job sir!
Please get rid of changing the clocks by 2:00 am tonight. Not much time left. I hate changing the clocks, and losing an hour of daylight in the evening. If you change it you'll move ahead of Lincoln, maybe even Washington. thx!

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Alright I'm changing my clocks tonight, but that's the last time ever. Who's with me! #DaylightSavingTime

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@MerriamWebster I find tall wood plants and mountains with sky in back

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My account keeps getting hacked by the Russians during #TheFive and that's not very nice. Democrats attacked America with a bioweapon and kill us with the cure and replace us and there's only 2 sexes. Shut up Russia

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Democrat politicians hate America and they hate us. They're killing us and they sit there and laugh about it. #TheFive

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Joe Biden is scum. Laughing at a mom who lost both her boys to fentanyl poisoning. He's thrown the border wide open knowing it's pouring in and he laughs at her. #TheFive

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Son of a bitch Joe Biden laughed at a mother whose two boys were murdered by fentanyl poisoning. What a piece of shit.

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Lori Lightfoot had the zombie vote sewn up, but, they forgot to go vote. #TheFive

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The Democrat Party attacked America with a Bio-weapon. Then they forced us to take a shot that would murder the rest of us. But it's ok, they're replacing us with Open Borders. And fixing the climate. Allegedly. #TheFive

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The Democrat party engineered a Bio-weapon to attack America. To steal an election and destroy our Economy. Some say. #TheFive

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Covid was created in a lab in Wuhan China, Dr Fauci paid for it, and the Democrat Fake News Media covered it up. Seems like a scandal. #TheFive

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We gave the Aliens a choice. Take them to our leader, or get shot down. And that's what they chose. #TheFive

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They keep calling them "objects" and won't tell us anything. They're trying to scare us. Or, they got embarrassed by the balloon and now they're shooting down birds. #TheFive

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Biden won't shoot down a Chinese spy balloon until it finishes its mission, but he's starting a war with Space Aliens. Figures. #TheFive

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Now the Democrats are saying we don't need to be worried about aliens? O crap. We're totally being invaded by aliens. #TheFive

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My Superbowl prediction is: The team who has the most points at the end of the game, will win. #SportsExpert

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#TheFive

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The Chinese Spy Balloon is fine. It's probably not carrying a nuke and the EMP will destroy all of America's electronics. It's fine. It's probably not spraying a biological weapon worse than covid. #TheFive

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We can't shoot down the Chinese Spy Balloon it's delivering cash to the Big Guy. #TheFive