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﹙Lᴀᴡғᴜʟ Eᴠɪʟ﹚Dᴀᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴀɪᴅ I'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴅᴀʏ﹐ I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜʀᴇ ɪғ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ.

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

⚡️ “Dictatorstuck Info”

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[Hɪɢʜʟᴏʀᴅ Sᴄɪᴇsᴘᴇʟʟ @ArcaneAmpora]

Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴊᴜʀᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋs

【Beforan!@EmperorAmpora 】
【Court Wizard and Scientist】
【Threads/Art links below】
【RT?】

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

//Y'all know what to do https://t.co/DAFCd6yrrm

[Hɪɢʜʟᴏʀᴅ Sᴄɪᴇsᴘᴇʟʟ @ArcaneAmpora]

Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴊᴜʀᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋs

【Beforan!@EmperorAmpora 】
【Court Wizard and Scientist】
【Threads/Art links below】
【RT?】

[CLOWN MAN @BringItJupiter]

"I've never been o+ne that's been co+nsidered a saint, but ho+ly fuck do+ soqme o+f yo+u need Jesus."

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

Who missed Fuehrer John?

Nobody?
Sucks to be you

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"I'll use whatever term I like...Troll." https://t.co/FqkqEZK9OA

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"Good god these trolls are a bunch of degenerates-"

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

>Casually sip your coffee

"Death to Alternia."

>Go back to sipping said coffee

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

@Damm3kStRiD33R //AVE MARIA

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

I too have war flashbacks

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

//Dave: Fuck the government.
John: ...We are the government.

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

@SolidStrider //I did it for the vine

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

//COULDN'T HELP IT

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

SINGLE OR NOT. Whoever likes this, would date you. Whoever RTs this, would fuck you. If you’re brave enough, prAY TO JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

>Slowly cocks revolver

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"....What?"

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

Oh goddammit shes doing the thing.
"...You'reright." https://t.co/GeXS7LVJu2

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

Squish cheeks, look all adorable

"You can't be mad at me." https://t.co/pKZPMCzSyS

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

Clearing throat, attempting to sound stern.
"Jade, /no/" https://t.co/iit9EMb252

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Jade yes." https://t.co/s14rkiABUu

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"Jade no-" https://t.co/teHXEYbRuD

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Someone found my stash of donuts. I found the launch codes."

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"What is Dave talking about our parents are dead-"

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

@SmokyWhale //Mornin' my dude