DadJokes.CLOUD

Dad. Husband. Dog's second favorite human. My jokes are a gift. My family disagrees. More ammo at

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@therlybadglfer @Simon_Ingari @chucknorris Hahaha!!! 🤣
💯 Yes!!!

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@EmilySm43 Hint from Dad: wait for the next promo at @McDonalds easiest way ever to get 6 figures!

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@Jhon42964332 No. In this specific case, there is no reason to ask for a merge. The other car is the last one in line. Point blank. Dad has spoken.

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Pay the small fines fast and the big ones never show up. Renew the registration, file the receipt, return the cart... boring discipline is what keeps you out of court. Stay legal in the boring stuff, kid.
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I’m looking for accounts that do one of three things:
🧠 Make me think
😂 Make me laugh
😖 Make me groan so hard I question my life choices
Drop your @ (or tag someone else) and tell me which category you belong in.

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Talk less than you think you should in any room with money in it. The man who explains himself loses; the man who keeps it short books the deal and the dinner. Brevity is leverage, son.
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Master the disappearing act before they invite you to the meeting where layoffs get discussed. Quiet exits beat loud apologies every time. Be elsewhere when the music stops, kid.
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@ehoeve @Simon_Ingari I tried that, but then it gets really difficult. That said, when you pick a random set of digits of pi, you can reuse the same method for all your password without breaking the basic rules of security.

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@therlybadglfer @Simon_Ingari I did! I did! @chucknorris taught me the only method to reach the last numbers of π.

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@TShileny @Simon_Ingari @ProfFeynman 🤣

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Talent shows up on schedule, the way film used to. Stop waiting to feel ready and start putting in the reps; the version of you that's actually good is on the back end of a thousand bad attempts. Get to work, champ.
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@Fuligo2 @kelly_ques 🤣

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@EmilySm43 I recommend to visit the Mobile Phone Museum!

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@nikokadiKE Excellent!!! This reduces the commute between Shanghai and San Francisco to just 6 months, 25 days, 20 hours, 13 minutes, and 7 seconds!!! Kudos!!! 😄

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@TShileny @Simon_Ingari The exact middle is easy to remember as well.
I'm afraid 7 digits is not enough though...
Could have a lot of repetition.
For example the famous @ProfFeynman point, a sequence of six consecutive nines occurs in the decimal representation of π, starting at the 762nd decimal place.

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@YourAnonCentral Are we talking about the FIFA World Cup already?

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@DiegoRoyet29 MARKET LOGIC!
The market has a strange habit: it doesn't always reward how hard something was to learn... It rewards how badly people need it and how few people can do it.

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@Michael57347723 @Neto_Valdes_V @Simon_Ingari @RAJVEER615615 @Rajveermeenabjp @LoverCrick39207 @rajveermeena_1 @rajveermeena Interesting!!! Tell me more, maybe an example for 20 decimals or less? Genuinely interested!

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@sheilasixseven @TheGreatNkomose @NoContextHumans Crap! 💩
I knew we still have a few edge cases to consider.

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@Wilseus @Simon_Ingari Are you one of those guys who tattooed a barcode on the back of their head?