Plaxico Burress explains how he accidentally shot himself at a New York nightclub and didn't think it would derail his NFL career
“I walked through the door and I see the security's there. It's a metal detector, and I was like, ‘Yo, I got the pistol on me.’ They was like, ‘Cool, don't worry about it. Come on in. You can just go with me.’ I went in, chilled by the bar, had me a drink. I ordered a drink, and he was like, ‘Yo, man, we're gonna take you all upstairs’”
“So you open this door, it's a stairway, and it's pitch dark, you can't see. I got the gun tucked in on my belt. I'm walking up the stairs and I miss a step. I feel the gun sliding down my pants, and I trap it, with two hands. I see the flames come through my jeans, and my first thought, I look over the joint to see if anybody... I'm like, Oh my God, what just happened”
“I had on some Chuck Taylors. I looked down at my Chuck Taylors and the whole joint is red. Nobody heard it. I'm trying to make sure ain't nobody hit. I'm really gonna be fucked up if somebody got a bullet”
“Nobody knew until I got to the hospital. I'm just thinking it's an accident. Everybody's okay. I'm fine. And I'm thinking it's not that serious. I really left the hospital the next day like I'm gonna heal up from this. Maybe I'll miss the rest of the season and that was gonna be it. I didn't think it was gonna be any ramifications for what had happened. But it was the exact opposite”
ESPN Ryan, I tried to stay quite pimp but you’re taking this fired shit too far. Why are you so sensitive and emotional brother? People get fired everyday B
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