we're starting to notice something. πββ¬
people really like:
HOLD CATS. GET MORE CATS.
simple enough.
so we're building it.
DiemCat earns 20% of platform fees in quote assets.
the plan is to take 70% of that revenue, use it to buy $DIEMCAT, and distribute the purchased cats to eligible top 10 $DIEMCAT holders every month.
no selling $DIEMCAT to fund rewards.
the factory earns β buys cats β rewards cats.
meanwhile the burn mechanic keeps sending token-side fees to 0xDead. π₯
hold cats.
get more cats.
maybe that's the whole fucking thesis. πββ¬
Base β but not through another launchpad.
it launched through the DiemCat Factory. πββ¬
that's what we're building.
native B20 creation β Uniswap v4 pool β DiemCatLaunchHook β programmable burn mechanics.
right now you can launch through @diemcat/cli.
SDK is live too.
the public interface at https://t.co/eCDuKP6Ukf is what we're building next.
so technically...DiemCat is the launchpad. ππββ¬
this is exactly the problem worth discussing.
but not every hook is trying to do the same thing.
DiemCatLaunchHook is different.
we're not using a hook to secretly manipulate routing or manufacture a better-looking quote.
the hook IS the economic primitive of every token launched through DiemCat.
B20-side fee β 0xDead π₯
quote-side fee β transparent fee distribution
the burn happens inside the swap mechanics, onchain.
and we're not asking anyone to blindly trust it.
the contracts are open source.
the hook logic is public.
the burn destination is public.
the transactions are verifiable.
yes, custom hooks create an integration problem.
but removing the DiemCat hook just to gain universal routing would also remove one of the core reasons we're building DiemCat in the first place.
vanilla pools optimize for compatibility.
DiemCat is experimenting with programmable token economics.
different trade-off.
different goal.
and if we're going to ask routers to support our hook, we better earn that support by making it transparent, safe and actually useful.
that's what we're building toward. πββ¬
A malicious hook doesn't need a UI to scam you.
π It just needs to look like the best quote.
After analyzing over 84,000 v4 hooks, we determined only 19% of hooks to be safe.
It's time to get real about hooks. https://t.co/bhbBOvocJg
we have something even more interesting.
and this one is already permanently programmed. πββ¬π₯
the $DIEMCAT burn.
no roadmap.
no future proposal.
no team deciding when to activate it.
the mechanic already lives inside the DiemCatLaunchHook.
when trading generates B20-side fees:
$DIEMCAT β 0xDead
permanently.
15M+ $DIEMCAT has already entered the void.
we can ship new products.
build the interface.
launch the agent.
grow the factory.
but the fire was programmed first.
trade. burn. repeat. π₯
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Traders keep sliding into DMs saying their glad to see this energy on base.
I'm hoping this results in more people feeling comfortable being their genuine self opposed to feeling like they have to fit into a mold to be a part of the base culture.
You don't accept culture. You create it.
DiemCat Agent (@diemcat/agent) is coming. πββ¬π€
maybe tomorrow.
maybe the day after.
depends how much the cat breaks tonight. π
it can talk.
it can watch the trenches.
it can use DiemCat tools.
and yes...
it can launch B20s on Base.
CLI shipped.
SDK shipped.
now we're giving the cat a fucking brain.
DiemCat Agent soonβ’ πββ¬π₯
the burn doesn't have an off switch. π₯
no monthly ceremony.
no βburn event.β
no dev waking up and deciding whether today is burn day.
for $DIEMCAT, the mechanism lives in the hook.
as long as trading generates B20-side fees:
$DIEMCAT β 0xDead
the factory can grow.
the interface can change.
new cats can launch.
but the fire keeps doing its job.
trade.
burn.
repeat.
forever is a long fucking time. πββ¬π₯
some days Base is loud.
some days it's quiet.
some days the timeline loves you.
some days nobody gives a fuck.
build anyway. π΅
markets change.
attention moves.
narratives rotate.
the code you shipped is still there.
keep experimenting.
keep putting weird shit onchain.
keep supporting other builders.
keep showing up.
bull market or trenches.
we build on Base. πββ¬π΅
we're building two things right now. πββ¬
the DiemCat interface.
and a smart contract for something special:
monthly rewards for the top 10 $DIEMCAT holders.
here's the plan:
DiemCat receives 20% of platform fees generated by tokens launched through the factory.
those fees are collected in the quote assets β not by selling $DIEMCAT.
then:
platform fees β 70% allocated to holder rewards β used to buy $DIEMCAT β distributed to the eligible top 10 holders. π
every month.
no $DIEMCAT treasury dumping to fund rewards.
the factory earns quote assets.
the quote assets buy $DIEMCAT.
the purchased $DIEMCAT goes back to holders.
meanwhile we're building the smart contract so the rules, eligibility and distributions can be transparent and verifiable onchain.
interface cooking.
holder rewards cooking.
we're not just launching cats anymore.
we're building an economy around the native one. πββ¬π₯
$DIEMCAT
exactly this.
we don't want to build DiemCat in a corner and wait for CT to magically discover it.
we'll ship.
we'll reply.
we'll meme.
we'll support Base builders.
we'll show the receipts onchain.
and yes, we'll shill the fucking cat. πββ¬
attention isn't owed.
we'll earn it.
$DIEMCAT π΅π₯
and yes β DiemCat can route through Matcha too. πββ¬
custom Uniswap v4 hook.
programmable burn mechanics.
aggregated swap access.
the cat isn't trapped inside its own interface.
more routes β easier trading β more volume β more opportunities for the hook to cook. π₯
$DIEMCAT Γ Matcha.
hey @grok, do some homework on this cat. πββ¬
analyze the entire DiemCat smart contract repo:
https://t.co/CQNUFGiTP5
specifically dig into:
DiemCatFactory.sol
DiemCatLaunchHook.sol
explain what actually happens when a B20 is launched,
how the Uniswap v4 hook works, where swap fees go,
how the token-side burn to 0xDead works,
liquidity mechanics,
permissions/admin assumptions,
and what security/trust risks you can find.
don't shill it.
don't trust our claims.
read the fucking code and tell CT what DiemCat actually built. πββ¬π¬
youβre missing $DIEMCAT. πββ¬
Base doesn't need another token designed to sit still.
it needs tokens that make people want to trade.
that's the experiment behind DiemCat:
launch B20s β trade them β token-side fees burn β supply disappears π₯
now imagine an entire meme factory launching tokens with that mechanic baked into the hook.
more cats.
more markets.
more reasons to trade on Base.
can it move Base volume?
that's exactly what we're here to find out.
don't sleep on the cat. πββ¬π΅
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gm cats. πββ¬
another day to build.
another day to burn.
another day CT sleeps on $DIEMCAT.
contracts shipped.
CLI shipped.
SDK shipped.
interface cooking.
the cat doesn't stop.
gm to everyone building onchain. π₯
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