Sarah Diener

[Sarah Diener @DienerSj]

Nothing like a good catheter joke to end a crazy day! 🍺 http://t.co/Ui3fcmqwHw

[Sarah Diener @DienerSj]

Im•ma•ture ~ adj. A word boring people use to describe fun people 👯🍀🍺💚 http://t.co/v1j38WxiyA

[Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens @UDBlueHens]

No words said on the bus ride to the arena, none needed. It's time for the nation to see what we can do. #MissionMarch

[Delaware Online @delawareonline]

16 hurt in school bus crash near Wilbur Elementary on Del. 72 #netDE http://t.co/hKgA50Ojc4

[Sarah Diener @DienerSj]

Atlantic City = Bermuda Triangle for shoes, wallets, friends, consciousness, and dignity 🙈🎈🙋👠 @me_scott @Sueshee4 @denises_pieces & Shelby

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

#Outlander coffee

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

Culloden Moor.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.

[Sarah Diener @DienerSj]

@TheEllenShow please please please host every award show from now on!!!! You ROCK!! #Oscars2014

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Paul Wesley @paulwesley]

No idea what the rules are but great way to watch a football game. Thanks bosses.

[Denise beattie @denises_pieces]

This actually reminds me of why Im scared of geese.... @DienerSj @me_scott

[Alli Williams @PRETTyyWiNGS]

Cellphones at the dinner table are the most disrespectful thing to me