Adam Dienner

Orioles fan since 1992. Cowboys fan since 1992. UNC Basketball fan since 1994. PSU Football fan since 1994. Dog Dad since 2021. Disney adult with no shame.

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

97-65 is my full prediction.
#Birdland

[British Orioles @BritishOrioles]

So, here it goes.

How many wins do you think the Orioles will get this season?

Post below. 👇

[MLB @MLB]

Oriole Park at Camden Yards has been one of the most beautiful ballparks since it opened in 1992

Eutaw Street and its plaques are some of its signature features

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

This is absolute garbage. @MLB @UmpireAuditor @MLBUA what are we even doing here? Gunnar clearly attempted a tag, but abandoned it when Clement was so egregiously out of the base path, assuming he’d be called out. Lentz and this crew chief need to be suspended.
#Birdland

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Orioles pitcher Shane Baz stared down umpires after they didn't rule Blue Jays' Ernie Clement was out of the baseline

The double play would've ended the inning and instead allowed the Blue Jays to keep scoring

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

Absolutely LOVE this for us.
#Birdland

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Jeff Hoffman’s meltdown leads to a five-run ninth inning for the Orioles as they walked off the Blue Jays

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

They don’t call it “Dog days of summer” for nothing. Another great BATP night with the @Orioles!
#Birdland
#BarkAtThePark

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

The reason @realDonaldTrump hates @jimmykimmel is because he is SO GOOD AT ROASTING HIM and there’s almost nothing malignant narcissists like Trump fear more or more desperately try to avoid than humiliation.

This is why it’s important to remember to laugh at Trump every day.

[SKDoubleDub @SKDoubleDub33]

I am laughing so hard I’m crying.

If you need a good laugh, watch this 👇

[MLB @MLB]

The Orioles just did some synchronized jumping 😮

[M.K ♠️♠️ @maleekskies]

Comedy like this can't be replicated, are you not entertained?😂😂😂😂

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

I’ve seen this video, A LOT. And I cry every time.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

After nine years of service, police dog Indy heard his name called one last time before retirement. Please leave him a heart for his service ❤️

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

After nine years of service, police dog Indy heard his name called one last time before retirement. Please leave him a heart for his service ❤️

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Just your average double play by the Orioles defense

[Papageorgio @gecffmn]

This is a master class in heckling!😂😂😂 You bum!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

In which MASN's Kevin Brown explains to Ben McDonald how Coachella is different from limoncello.

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

POLAR BEAR!! Let’s gooo boys.
#Birdland

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I absolutely cannot top this

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Umpire made Coby Mayo use this challenge, even though a camera angle shows he never touched his helmet

[Adam Dienner @DienMachine26]

THANK YOU LEODY! No-hitter gone.
THANK YOU BLAZE! Let’s keep up the comeback!
#NoHitter
#birdland

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

PETE ALONSO HIT THE BALL TO THE POLAR BEAR! 🐻‍❄️

(via @MLB)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pete Alonso just hit a HR to a Polar Bear to bring the Orioles back from down 7-1

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[Jake @JakeCan72]

Signs of the times…

A guy reading store signs with typos so bad they loop back around to genius:

“Ho Made Apple Butter”

“Carpet Your Whole for Only $99”

“All Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted”

These signs are a national treasure.