FALKE

* THIS GOD WON’T FORGIVE YOU.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

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IT CALLS TO ME, IN A SEA OF FLESH
We will become one.

⠀⠀ FLKR ↺ ; #SIGNALISRP #MVRP
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[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

Adler has taken up slam poetry, as of late. I turn my audio processors off whenever his displays begin— as is standard protocol.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

Systems functional.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

(Do your job.)

[projecting ten billion hamster wheel gifs into her mind]

[rembran. @GUNDMio]

PLEEEEAAAAASEEEEE NOOOO

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

Do your job.

[rembran. @GUNDMio]

God please if you're out there PLEASE don't make me do my job.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[She’d be curious too, in her right mind— still. Falke feels it; when she intrudes, and when she withdraws, stronger than the Kolibri’s probing.]

[…makes her nervous. Can she see the Gate, too?]

[F⃤a⃤l⃤k⃤e⃤ @FalkeWings]

[She feels disappointed somewhat. Wanting to get to know her new “twin.” But she understands and stops her intruding in the other’s mind]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[Standing there. Menacingly(?)

After a moment or two, Falke turns to regard her with an appreciative nod. Bioresonant or not, her sogginess is palpable from a mile away.]

(Come here.)

[| 𝐾𝐿𝐵𝑅-𝑆23?? | 𝑀𝑒𝑙 | @ofresonatedhope]

( staring pathetically... she likes cute stickers... she's been doin' good work lately. )

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[Her mind’s usually more open— but right now, it’s prickly. Unwelcoming. There’s something in there that isn’t quite Falke, more organic than any of her biocomponents. Best not to intrude too deep.]

[F⃤a⃤l⃤k⃤e⃤ @FalkeWings]

[She isn’t making the other sick. She just has never seen another Falke. So she’s kinda poking and prodding the other mentally…]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[Holding a sheet of reeeeeeeally cute kitty ones. They look so out of place in her hands it’s unreal. Adler walks past, practically glimmering with pride, a sticker declaring YOU’RE PURR-FECT stuck to his chrome lapel.]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

I’ve heard handing out stickers to the most efficient Protektor personnel on site may increase workplace productivity.

…a curious notion.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[She’s the one making her sick? Doubtful.

…but if she is… 👁️👊💥]

[F⃤a⃤l⃤k⃤e⃤ @FalkeWings]

[Totally isn’t her fault or anything]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

…hmmm.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

Hm.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[Feels like her brain’s itching. Like something’s running its nails over her mind. Falke rubs her head.]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

@MACAWMECHANIC [Phasing through the walls. Phasing through the walls. Phasing through the walls.]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[Does she use her abilities to warp through doorframes? Maybe. Who cares.]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[The average FLKR unit’s (8’2) POV;]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

@MACAWMECHANIC (No. That would be the constant array of missing repair tools.)

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

@FalkeWings You should try it. The laurel won’t get snagged on any low-hanging pipes this way.

Truly efficient.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

[Hamster Dance begins to play on loop over the Bioresonance network. This god is unforgiving.]

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

No.

[𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 @ofkeptpromise]

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD.

[FALKE @dieRotfaule]

We uploaded “TS” on a Samsung Smart Fridge, you mean.

My hooves are your hooves.

[𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 @ofkeptpromise]

You uploaded ts on a samsung smart fridge.