DerTodesking (commissions open)

My name is Mike, i'm chronically depressed russian alcoholic and draw sometimes

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[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

‼‼EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS‼‼
Imma be blunt: I've got a herniated disk, got fired, currently flat broke and unable to afford jack. I need money. Will draw almost anything for 100$+.
If you just wanna throw 5$ at me (for some reason) donations are also open
https://t.co/Zv6kikEvWk

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Go follow Bibba. She posts kino

[bibbachan @bibbachan457]

#noimnotahuman #Intruder

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

What's your "HOLY FUCK I"M OLD" game? Mine is Dishonored. I'm always assume it's came out like a year or two ago and get flashbanged everytime i'm reminded it's 13 years old.

[FourForty @Cozywabag]

https://t.co/QouCLI2tMH

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

@sir_pine4pples Так ессесно.
Так же как постер Вольтера попал в Ферриса Бьюллера или постер Ульвера в Сопрано. Пасхалка от реквизитора - от знающих для знающих.

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Mine is Tamala 2010 poster in russian "Married... with Kids" adaptation. There's not a single person in the entire show who would watch Tamala 2010

[Rocky @viperwave]

My version of this is Ferris Beauller is apparently a huge fan of Cabaret Voltaire.

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

@drinkins_ @vit_kerjin Он в этом же треде где-то ответил что не знает как оно там оказалось.

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

@DemensdeumCEO Так ясен хуй. Но факт что это довольно обскурный артхаус, а не Ева или Харухи (ну и плюс сам контекст шутки) превращают сцену в полный сюр

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

@negativflanVEVO For the same reason there's indian Warrior and colombian Breaking Bad
There's money to be made and international remake rights are apperently dirt cheap

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Studies

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

@AscendBat Not a fucking clue
It's remaking Wags the Preplexed Pup scene, but I think russian version is funnier cause Tamala is infinitely less sexed up
What makes it weirder - poster isn't official, it's two screenshots from the movie edited together

[nordek @booublik]

Commission for SCKoNi

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Studies

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Like... it's incredible to know that "viral video essay" effect is more than a hundred years old.

"X is bad and you should feel bad for liking it"
"X is DANGEROUS and you're Y for liking it"
"X was always good and Z is lying to you"
"X revisited 10 years later"

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

TIL that Scotland was considered an ugly place for the longest time, till a generation of artists started painting it's landscapes and presenting their art at mainland England

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Apparently "Ugly Scotland" myth was born from written reports of several highly influential authors

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

@ZloNoNameSov Obscure soviet cartoon energy

[S♱razi @StraziArt]

Running into some financial issues so comms are open again
Sketches are PWYW, fullbodies no bg 30 USD, fullbodies w/ natural background 60 USD.

[DerTodesking (commissions open) @DieTodesking]

Ian Watkins fucking died lmao