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#GGMU💥

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

“ I was at the club with Asake”❌
“I sighted Asake from afar at the club”✅

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Did you know the famous Mbappé reaction was from this Choupo Moting miss? 😂

[Perry @perrygoodmusic]

Na she first wear gele go club o

[another superstar! @mike_exee]

you look exactly like me guyy🤣🤣

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

A preparar o Mundial 🇵🇹💪

[m☆yin🌸🍒 @moyinx0x0]

Jsyk being a Nigerian and saying you don't listen to Nigeria artists is not a FLEX at all.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

your rich phase starts this June

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How are you building with someone but he is the one that has to make it? You, make am na.

Women no dey make am for your family?

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.

Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[Everest @novieverest]

This woman lost her son last year.
She has diligently kept building his business. She has refused his name and brand to die.

The mother of Fish Magnet.

[dolapo @gammalin20]

to leave islam -beheading
rape -100 lashes😂😂

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Because they don’t have low self esteem about it?

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

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[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Neighborhood kid: Uncle good evening

Me: Howfar bad boy .

[Usernotfound @Diffjeffery]

@Taye_d_vibee @minahswagooo_ Keep you for what? As a cleaner ?

[ajay @1meajay]

everything wey good for life, me wan have it, i no wan use my eyes take see rubbish.

[Ustey @manus0024]

A white man's face when you're apologizing but he already called the police

[16 @Josh__IK]

Some men too funny, you go dey your first year of proper money, you go rush go marry 😂