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I'm Charlie DiffySmooth Burgess, I travel the midwest covering local amateur mx events as well as some pro stuff. I hate being like everyone else.

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“Your health insurance can’t be that high?”

My health insurance:

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Harbor Freight Emails:
Wed - Huge 3 Day Sale This Weekend!
Thur - 3 Day Sale Starts Tomorrow!
Fri - 3 Day Sale Starts Today!
Sat - 2 Days Left of 3 Day Sale!
Sun - Last Chance To Save!
Mon - Sale Extended 2 Days!
Tue - Last Day of Sale!
Wed - Huge 3 Day Sale This Weekend!

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Her: Did you bring home another dirt bike?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Don’t act stupid
Me:

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Kid Rock with all that royalty money off Bawitdaba from Redbud MXoN ‘22

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When you move up to 250A and win your first overall and make half your $50 entry fee back 💰

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@motobarry111 @RealRupertX Yeah it’s real 😂 I did it

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@sprouleee @RealRupertX 335

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Eli Tomac leading the main in Detroit

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When Ricky Carmichael calls Leigh Diffey “Diff” for the 2nd time...

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Am I the only one who thinks Davey Havok from AFI is the Turtle on #maskedsinger #MaskedSingerturtle 🤔

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CDC: Avoid close contact with others

Media: Listen to CDC

People: This must be serious, we all need to take precautions

Also people:

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If you’ve camped in
B Lot at Redbud you’re immune to coronavirus 💁🏼‍♂️

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Silverado owners hitting the streets after straight piping their trucks with a Harbor Freight Sawzall

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LSU winning might be cool and all but do you remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at half time and Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl do ya @barstoolsports ?

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Me listening to rap music about whippin up dope and doing gangsta shit while I drive my wife to Starbucks and Kirklands

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Salesmen waiting for their manager to come close their deal for them

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Other rider checking results: Who the hell got the holeshot 1st moto then crashed in the 2nd corner?

Me:

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When you pull a holeshot on the dude who’s been talking shit online all week

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Judge: Anything else?

6ix9ine: The Rock was never actually cooking anything

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Judge: Anything else?

6ix9ine: Yeah he screenshots photos off all the photographers websites