Matthew Drezdzon

[cakejumper 🍰🦊➡️ VeXpo 2026 @Itscakejumper]

Happy six year anniversary to the 36 second announcement trailer for Elder Scrolls VI

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

These one Night Stands just aren't filling the void 😞🙏💔

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry humpback whale 85 life isn’t always fucking fair

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

Catch me in the Forrest dressed like this.

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My inner voice when I get shit from customers at my furniture retail sales job. 😅😆😤

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

Joe Biden's dog has been kicked out of the white house for biting people 11 times. In the dog's defense he has just been trying to get away from his handlers so he could hump representative Lauren Boebert' who's been acting like a real B1tch in heat lately.

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

I really used to enjoy people. But after working sales for just 2 years the amount of just sheer rudeness and stupidity is draining day in and out.

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

I had to shoot the hamburgler last night is self defense. McDonald's lawyers are already on me. Tried calling David Gruber but he won't take my case 🤦

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Insane Man Makes It Through Another Day Without Anyone Catching On https://t.co/9GgYE7SaLr

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Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First https://t.co/9R0nIy0MpM

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Man Would Honestly Rather Keep Having Panic Attack Than Do Some Stupid Little Counting Bullshit https://t.co/EbvXLSONTk

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

Im going to make my own "Ai chat" app. But when people text it, it's just going to be me on the other end of the line texting back wack ass advice.

[Matthew Drezdzon @DiggityDrezdzon]

I dont like these dots but rest of your art is nice. @ivyprotech @John1776DS @narmashirdates @levin95006627 @bagihz @khanzoy @cryptoiwona @Francisshile001 @LuisFer72226962 @ShahZaam

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MINTED I think this one will go to 15ETH atleast. @tala_altaye @Mediafader @scasson175 @DarrenMarkIlag1 @nullpilot @Jackzx0 @scprabanand @goswadi @MDJAHAN70712593 @halil_ftc @MveYear @acorn2546 @byBrabus

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Perhaps the smarest move you can make right now is to buy one of these. @marvarells @chuckacker @Mystik_minion @Orangejuice515 @Outlaw_Coyote @Tamdao1998 @karthik5148 @kfliutao1 @LucRotger

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@snoopsdogsnft thanks for this amazing announcement

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