Diggy B

i shaved my ballz for this???

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

If the Good Humor nigga in the truck was a murderer, he could've wiped out all the kids in my neighborhood in the 70s.
(You gotta be a certain age to get this)

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

@Africa_Archives I'd have to know how clean the cheeks are prior to giving a well educated answer...

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

My cat sounds like he's being exorsized
by rabid nose hairs...

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

CY23 1st Qtr "You MuthaFuckas" award goes to...
#Xfinity for suckass internet and not notifying me of new/free equipment when available
#ModestoSubaru ,close 2nd for emailing
maintenance due, then telling me they don't do that maintenance, #YouMuthafuckas #WTF #2GsforTiresNoAppt

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

Same thing I'd say to the Dumbocrats that said the same thing when Trump was elected...leave...gftfo...maybe all of the sane center left and right can catch game and talk about it over an open fire. 1.5 years before we have open fights in congress, 7 years in the senate...

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

When you say shit like,
"But my family didn't have slaves"
Or "My (white) family was almost like slaves,
Or, "What about the slaves around the world?"
Or, "Black people had slaves too"
...none of that shit excuses any kind of slavery.

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

@heather_sheive Then the chips must be small...

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

@CollinRugg Never cared for that dude... and I'm not homophobic

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

#TrueStory
It is possible to have a relationship
with a good friend ,I've done it but,
A good friend knows your in-and-outs.
Our intimate relationship lasted 6 months,
Our forever relationship lasted
3 years before that and until this day.
#BestFriend
Not gonna name who it is.

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

@LeonorM31 New phone, why you so cute???
😋

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

Next @JonStewart interview,
@LexSteele11 should be over his right shoulder,
Pull his dick out
whenever the converstion goes sideways...
right shoulder, not the left,
we don't want any unfortunate mistakes...
#TheProblemWithJonStewart
#WithGreatDickComesGreatResponsibilities

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

One of my issues at a younger age
was getting hooked on phonics.
It turned me into a Grammar Nazi.
Folks, don't let your kids get
hooked on phonics...
#HookedOnPhonics
#NowYouKnow #wut
#YouStoopid
#StayDumbMyFriends
#ButtStuff

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

@heather_sheive You're the bees knees sugar

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

I Honor of Black History Month,
I'm gonna blaze with my brothas and sistahs
where it's legal.
Me and my white friends
are gonna light up
wherever tf they light up...
#DoubleStandard #StillGonnaGetHigh
#ImWithThem #WhyYouOnlyTakingMeToJail
#Momma!

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

#Rain #AtmosphericRiver
#Manteca #IShouldMove
#PissingOnAFlatRock
#OhWell #Welp

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

To all of the RedNecks
celebrating #Kwanzaa,
I salute you.
#Kwanzaa #Murica
#JungleFever
#NoThanksgivingNextYear
#WelcomeToTheFamily
#ThoseAreGrits

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

@davidalangrier A nickel bag from 1983

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

If OF was around when I was 16,
when I was rubbing one out
to the ice cream truck music,
I'd be richer than #ElonMusk
#Troof #TrueStory
#WheresMyMoney #SorryNotSorry
#Welp

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

My #Xfinity internet
goes out more than a married
MILF in a sour relationship...
#WhyWifi #InternetDown
#Janky #CanIGetARefund
#WhyAmIPayingForThis

[Diggy B @Diggy_Bee]

deterred
noun:
Mexican poop...
#DiggysDictionary #WhyNot
#ItIsWhatItIs #NatGeo #Stoopid