Christopher Hartman

Technical Trainer/Problem Solver;Decent Photographer📸;Enjoy video games & IRL Sports; Movies, Music, and Travel✈️;Cars/Mustangs; pronouns: Ha / HaHa

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

We are 100% in the position we are now because too many people believed you could suck the rainbow farts out of unicorns’ asses instead of reality.

[Christopher Hartman @DigitalCMH]

@LVDWNUNDR @GlendaleFOP12 It’s neither. It’s a chunk of wood.

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@GlendaleFOP12 Is he wearing as gas mask with zero eye protection?

[Colion Noir @MrColionNoir]

Two cops played quick-draw with loaded guns. One pointed his gun at the other.

The other drew his own gun from inside the patrol car. Then a round went through the windshield and hit the first officer in the shoulder.

And somehow, the city called it “horseplay.” If a civilian did this, nobody would call it horseplay. They’d call it a negligent discharge, aggravated assault, or worse.

But this is the double standard gun owners deal with every day.

We’re constantly told civilians can’t be trusted with guns. We’re too emotional, too reckless, too untrained, too dangerous. We’re told to leave it to the “professionals.”

Then two cops play around with loaded firearms and shoot each other.

This doesn’t mean every cop is reckless. It means cops are people. Some train seriously. Some don’t. Some are responsible. Some aren’t.

Just like civilians.

But when one citizen does something stupid, politicians try to punish every law-abiding gun owner in America. When one cop does something stupid, nobody argues every cop should lose their Glock.

That’s the inconsistency.

So next time someone says “only cops should carry,” remember the windshield.

Full video just released on my youtube channel

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@ofctimallen @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive Tim isn’t the dick here. It’s Jimmy.

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@MLFootball Why is a school bus out at that hour?

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@grahamformaine That’s very Nazi of you. 👍🏻

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@EricaLWeston is that a tattoo on your right hand or a stamp or drawing?

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@Weave1036 Probably little league. I’ve never had any interest in watching high school or college baseball.

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@JustineBateman Nothing of significance will happen. We always bend.

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@libsoftiktok The kind we do nothing about.

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@BeyondTheHalo That there $700 million player on the Mets could learn this…he’s got the money.

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@EricaLWeston While that is a problem and I hope he recovers well, that’s not the reason he’s never had a sub 5.00 era. He’s just not good. Or at least not good under Halo.

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@JeffFletcherOCR Stop play O’Hoppe and Neto.

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@katieporterca I am so sick of you people.

“This person is terrible!!”

“This is the best person!!”

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@KarenBassLA Wait…so you’re saying she’s worse than you?!?

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@adamcarolla I think she meant “on her”

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@smcroasters Cause this happens…

https://t.co/OqgTe5OD0Z

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@desconfiad @TouchlineX Is this what they did last time in Qartar? If so, maybe that’s when.

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@wtfahhh0 By relaxing and letting it happen.

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@Kiradavis To convince others ro stop electing democrats. That’s about it.