Smino

Proud Sunday School dropout.

[Mash @MeneerMash]

I submitted my proposal two days ago @UCT my supervisor told me to focus on completing the course, graduate and stop trying to change the world😭😭

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?

[C² @clydetheconnect]

one is rapping his life story backwards using a flawless quadrisyllabic rhyme scheme and the other is cosplaying as 2pac rapping from the perspective of billie holiday

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

That Kempton Park serial killer story really disappeared from the news once it appeared as if women might be involved in the crimes.

Strange that.

[tumi @tumifuego]

its insanely difficult to get a job bro

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

All men should do these exercises for 14 days and see how their bodies change. 💪🔥

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Born Sinner was such a dark album. I need to know what Cole was going thru or seen at that time

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

that second one will change your life. trust me

[Kabelo J Tladi @KabeloJTladi]

Nkosingiphile Ngcobo Has More Contract Renewals (4) Than Assists (3) In His Entire Career.

[solé @layxsnv]

P-park
R-reverse
N-neutral
D-drive
L-?????

[NTATE JOBE @Chase_Sithole]

Mina whatever you do, please don't motivate me. sizoxabana!!

[𝒽ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓊𝓂 @waithera_jk]

alright let’s get this bread innit

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

“Your Uber driver is outside”

Me:

[Ankur @AnkurMessi_]

What did I just watch😭🐐

[KlintonCod @klintoncod]

So if Fifa, Pele himself, Guiness world record, all have acknowledged Pele surpassing 1000 goals, what record has Cr7 been trying to break then? 😮

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Yes, he bottled SIX.

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

They set the exam questions themselves and now they are mad Messi is passing the exam 😂😂

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

If VAR had been around from the start of Ronaldo’s career, he wouldn’t even have 500 goals.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Banger