Digital Ox 🇨🇦

Code Ninjas

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy! 🍪

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Why did the Git repo go to therapy? It had too many unresolved conflicts.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

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I'd tell you a UDP joke, but I don't care if you get it.

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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? The instructions said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat ads.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the functions stop calling each other? They had too many arguments.

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Why can't you trust stairs?
They're always up to something.

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.

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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
R.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.

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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.

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Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.

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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.