ramoon

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[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

People get agitated when they hear about fine dining because they're like "but I can't afford a $600 tip! I don't want to hear some snobby waiter explain a pretentious menu!" Babe you wouldn't be in that situation

[ramoon @DignifiedPLoC]

shes not that old she'll be aii

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A video from a packed NYC subway shows an elderly woman carrying a bag, asking people to give her their seat. She even resorts to offering money for the seat.

[Shogo @shogolol]

8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea, I am conducting an experiment to figure out what causes it. Isolating variables. I’m down to the tuna and their house sauce. It’s one of them. Can’t wait to learn more tomorrow

[ramoon @DignifiedPLoC]

@dylanali_ the wine list always tells the truth

[ramoon @DignifiedPLoC]

ur not supposed to walk up to ur waitress

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

walked up to a waitress to ask about ordering and she took three steps back as i walked towards her

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

never let go of that childlike innocence you had when you were a 27 year old boy

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Stop all that begging @X

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

this would’ve PMO so bad— LMFAOOO

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Skill issue

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

I have tears in my eyes.

[cambri 🦇 @Oklsn959]

@waywoodceo

[🍇 GRECO 🍇 @yanniversace]

They out here drinking Tzatziki

[lace @tiyamui]

U could never give doe eyed princess u bug eyed fuck

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

This can't be my fucking life bro