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Lvl 27 • Marvel • Targaryen • Pokemon • Gamer • Manchester United play keep ups with my heart on a weekly basis • Dovahkiin • ♥ Katie Mitchell ♥

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Someone just referred to going on holiday with their boyfriend as a baecation and now I'm questioning everything.

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Over 2000 people go missing A DAY in America, not really that much of a shock that 14 going missing isn't news.

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How is Peter Kay still a thing man, fucking melt.

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Every other celebrity comes, cries and goes home. Ed Sheeran refuses to leave until he can help, what a guy ❤

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This has been a total shit show but ED SHEERAN YOU ARE AN ACTUAL ANGEL 😢😢😢😢

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Eh hang on is this cunt trying to be Geordie!?

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Yaaay, one of my favourite artists is gonna get butchered by the human skidmark that is people just do nothing.

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I remember when I had malaria, got rid of it as easy as a cold, scary how treatable it is if you have the resources.

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Absolute fix. Digestive over Jaffa Cake? Give it a rest.

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Is there such a thing as live canned laughter? #RedNoseDay 😷😷

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Nah I'm done, Ed Sheeran and James Corden made this almost bearable, but back to scraping the bottom of the comedy barrel. I'm out.

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Whos this idiot with the massive earrings who keeps pretending shes funny?

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Mrs Browns Boys 'biggest comedy phenomenon of the millenium' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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BIGGEST COMEDY PHENOMENON OF THE MILLENIUM 😂😂 is Lenny Henry on crack!?!?

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'Would you rather go to school than work on a dump?' Mate are you for fucking real?

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

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DERBY MATCH! 😮😮😮 https://t.co/es6P1q0yXN

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

QUARTER-FINAL 2

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday semi-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

QUARTER-FINAL 3

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday semi-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

QUARTER-FINAL 1

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday semi-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

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Scripted 'sketch show' bullshit seperated by 3-5 minutes of brilliance every so often, standard red nose day.