DiKittycaprio

“Life. It’s literally all we have. But is it any good?”

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When I’m not with my baby, I’m thinking about her 🥲

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Spotted grown man on electric scooter. Shame must return to our society.

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Interested in exploring bean salads as a creative outlet

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Newborn motherhood is remembering, in the glaring light of 3pm, that you watched 3/4th of Jackie at 5am

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Sometimes you feel like Lydia Tar, sometimes you feel like the substance tar, and sometimes you just feel plain ol’ tarrific! (No, I will not expand)

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I’m having a love affair with a grapefruit rn

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@azealiaslacewig What a hilariously nasty read, but also I am taking notes and buying products 🦷

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Me thinking pregnancy is loving food so so much b/c everything is extra yumyum, but it’s actually just eating every hour on the hour otherwise I throw up

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Deadass I can’t believe M@tty H€aly is able to articulate pretty nuanced and complicated critiques about culture and art (citing Adam Curtis and Mark Fisher) and simultaneously is making absolute snooze music. I’d never heard a 197five song til today da fuq

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We all know that Old Custer died at Little Big Horn…

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I feel EXACTLY like the joker tonight. I mean identical.

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Lots of uncertainty in this life, but one thing is for certain: I’m going to cut myself shaving my legs 👏🏼 every 👏🏼 damn 🫡 time

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Idk jack shit about WWI

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@bbqdbrains lol not you, king!!

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I just saw a photo of a male acquaintance on IG stories and said out loud “BIG ol’ head!”

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Next time I hear a b€tterh€lp commercial on a podcast, I’m going to kms lol

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What would Joseph McCarthy think of Pound Town 2? 🤔

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@deep_cuts Then how’d you tweet this huh?

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I’ve been having a love affair with RAW green beans lately. Am I ok???