Dilectus

for shit posting, got hacked, fuck off.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

finally accepted a big part of adulthood is feeling suicidal at the check out whilst paying for your basic essentials to live

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Every single restaurant needs to hire this guy!

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

We need more reporters like him, lmao.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The greatest fuck around and find out moment I’ve ever seen, absolutely flawless

[cici 💛 @cicithatsmee]

elijah kelley deserved a grammy for run and tell that cause it’s the best song from hairspray fr

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Pizza time

(Via @SelzerFX)

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[Dilectus @Dilectus__]

@JohnWolfeYT We just got through a cold that absolutely demolished us for three weeks. Best of luck & take your time ✨❤️

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Him: “take these o-“
Me:

[faith @faiththegemini]

Them: what do you see in that boy why you keep running back to him?

Me:

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

He wasn't just gay, baby that was a PHAGUETTE

[Dilectus @Dilectus__]

@NikitaDragun I thought you were in jail