Dilf Doc Ock

Jack 🐙 They/Them 🕸 18+ Only 🕷 No Age in Bio = Blocked

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Making up my own fucking lore for Sorcerer's Apprentice bc we don't get enough backstory or character development with the apprentice trio or their lives before/during Merlin. Also I'm giving these fuckers birth years

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

One of the MSU shooting victims is an international student, and his parents traveled from China to Michigan to see him without being able to speak English

A GoFundMe has been created for the family, as they now have to take care of him with no income

https://t.co/C3bacbiG5m

[DACHELL @dachell_ART]

🤠✨

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

I don’t care if you have somewhere to be or something to do or you’re just ready to leave. Check first. Take your sweet sweet time.

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Hi I almost saw something absolutely fucking horrifying just now and I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH— check every fucking mirror and angle you can fucking check from before you back up, especially if you’re in an area with other people, like a store parking lot.

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Just found this shirt at work. Currently screaming

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

I would move sooner if I could honestly. A little less than 20 more months 😩

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

“I’m gonna miss my family when I move.”

[my family members start talking]

“…Nevermind.”

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Birthday time 👀

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Watched the first two episodes of Three Pines tonight and GODDAMN that show came out swinging

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

And do what?

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Like. STFU. Go be loud at the bar or smthn !!!

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

Im pretty non-confrontational but a HUGE group of girls were screaming at the top of their lungs outside my apt complex and I have to leave for work in the morning (9 hrs from now) so I just opened my window and screamed “shut the fuck up” 😭

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

After a full three months without Spotify premium I have decided to pay for it again bc the ads were slowing making me go insane. Anyway here’s my top ten for my 2022 Wrapped

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

This big ass bag is half full of used panties and socks I can’t fucking stand people

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

STOP DONATING USED UNDERWEAR TO THRIFT STORES GODDAMMIT

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

YouTube giving me two ad breaks within the first eight minutes and an hour long video that’s just an extended/looped piano piece is gonna be my 13th reason

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

NEVERMIND THE DAY IS SAVED IM KISSING MY MANAGER ON THE MOUTH

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

I could strangle a bitch rn. People are already waiting outside the door at 15 til open

[Dilf Doc Ock @DilfDocOck]

13 yr old me would think I’m so cool